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[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 59 points 6 months ago

Lol love these types of business decrees that literally anybody not conditioned from birth not to question authority wouldn't believe for a second.

This is up there with the signs on dumptrucks that say they aren't liable if so thing flies out of their truck and hits you. You'd literally get laughed out of court if you tried to argue it meant anything but fuck it might ad well try.

I hope somebody shows up to Walmart with a shirt that says "I've instituted a no arrest policy on my self, I believe that any claims of "shoplifting" or "larceny" can be worked out with a reasonable conversation, just lemme run to my car reaalllll quick."

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 35 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

That would be an intesting legal experiment. Carry on you an open TOS. Their cameras and employees saw it, therefore it means the company and it's employees and affilates and "all associated buisnesses in perpetuity" waive their legal rights. By allowing you to enter they have agreed to these terms. Oh and they agree to solve anything in 3rd party arbitration, and by 3rd party arbitraition you mean your cousin Vinny.

[-] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 4 points 6 months ago

I think this is the basic premise of SovCits, isn't it?

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago

This type of shit should genuinely be a criminal offence.

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago

Yea it really is wild that knowingly lying to somebody about their rights to actively try to fuck people over by violating those rights isn't some kind of criminal offense.

Sick fucking society we live in.

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

It is when you and I do it!

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 32 points 6 months ago

'No Quit Program'

[-] bestmiaou@lemmygrad.ml 30 points 6 months ago

this is how you get no-call/no-shows

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago

The best we can offer is free pretzels in the break room, THREE per employee.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

not the same, but it reminds me of when I was probably 11 or 12 and following my divorced bio dad around on some weekend visitation, and we went to his work: a car dealership. it was pretty dead and nobody gives a shit, so I wandered around down in the offices... not where the sales rooms are, but like their internal meeting rooms and shit like that. burnt coffee machines, naked pinups and comic panels with cuss words taped to the walls.

I saw a whiteboard with huge block letter writing across the top "NO WALKS!!" I asked my bio dad (a real asshole) what it meant, and he said nobody is allowed to come to the dealership without buying a car that day. "what if they just came to look around?" "doesn't matter. they have to be sold or the salesman is in trouble and can get fired."

it was very instructive to my young brain, the knowledge that I would be sold something I didn't want by someone trying to keep their job, just because I might be curious.

watching those vultures work made me high irritated by aggressive sales people, so much so that if they approach me more than once I just leave and go somewhere else or find a way to shop online.

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I've recently begun taking it as a challenge to get the sales person to hang up before me. Like I'll start getting unsociably angry - trying to work up whines and cries or infantilize them (e.g. "nononono, I'm talking. I'm talking. Are you done? You'll speak when spoken to."). I treat it like a sumo match. I've been working through a routine where I am "willing to critique their silly little sales pitch after they pay for a retainer and sign an NDA like the rest of my clients." I've stopped making eye contact and responding to people outside of grocery stores and putting no tip if I'm not sitting down at a restaurant.

It's made me excited for sales calls. Once I saw how the sausage is made, I've only gotten more militant in the ways I handle these people.

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago

Soo slavery?

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"At will employment means that the period of employment can be ended at any time for any non-discriminatory reason"

porky-happy "That's right! And good luck proving that discriminatory reasoning in court peons!"

"That also means the employee can end employment at any time."

porky-scared-flipped "HUH???"

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

porky-scared-flipped: "You can't quit me, you're fired!"

[-] nocturnedragonite@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 6 months ago

Lmao and how are they gonna enforce that, it's not like you can stop people 🤣

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