I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

Wheelshare is an Israeli company too.

Remember back in 2019, when left-leaning folks in the UK were like “the tories want to turn the NHS in to American-style health system”? And then us Americans tried warning them too, explaining how shit our system is because people outside of the US and aren’t familiar with it simply can’t comprehend how bad it is? How we all said Corbyn was the only hope for saving the NHS? Only to have everyone else in the UK say “nahhhh they’d never actually do that”.

How’s that working out for you, UK public?

We are SO close to the Phlip K Dick door that won't let you out without paying it and will argue with you if you try. Someone just needs to add an llm to the wheelchair.

Remember the post where cops were stealing wheelchairs of homeless people? This will rollout soon I Amerikkka I just know it.

Well in the US, you'd be given the wheelchair off the bat and then get the brutal invoice later.

This makes me think: there HAVE TO be open-source, affordable, easy to manufacture designs of mobility items, with either off-the-shelf parts or with salvaged materials. Anyone encountered anything like that?

Put a card reader on all the exits. If patients can't afford to leave, put them to work in the kitchens or changing bed pans.

It's an Israeli company too

Just holy fuck how can people be this fucking cartoonishly evil.

Nah i hear its okay, they've got a Labour government now, any second now Czar Kid Starver will rush in and take those wheelchairs away (so unsightly!)

$2/hr is far too cheap for US healthcare

This is dystopian cyberpunk shit lol.

we may have to start making excuses for the lack of terror

Am I allowed to say people should kill themselves on here or will I get banned? Because I think whoever came up with this shit should kill themselves along with whoever approved it. If I'm not allowed to say that, I apologise.

"See, the really great thing about this system is the Freedom of Choice. Either you choose to pony up the 2 pounds, or you choose to admit that you were always fully capable of crawling on your hands and knee and mangled bloody stump through the hospital and were just trying to be lazy and mooch off of our generosity. So now, nobody is oppressed. Isn't this better?"

Boris bikes

I would rather walk than utter this phrase

Don't worry, sir Keith and the red Tories are going to stop this I'm sure.