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ypg-brace never talk without a lawyer

Also lmao @ expecting Trump to die from having the presidential limo overturned by a forklift, those things probably have tungsten-reinforced seatbelts

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[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

Damn, someone illegal-to-say Trump with a forklift might be the funniest possible assassination. They only thing that would beat it is something explicitly slapstick, like some guy throws a pie at him and the ss dives to save him but accidentally shoves him out a nearby window

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

Isn't the car really heavy too since it's like bomb proof?

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Also I don't know what the top speed of a forklift is but I don't think it's very fast. His plan would only work in The Onion.

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

Or like an optional GTA mission

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

20,000lbs or so according to news reports.

Average Toyota or Hyster forklift is like 3,000-12,000lbs. It wouldn’t even attempt to lift that limo, most likely.

[-] crosswind@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

If you're trying to flip it instead of pick it up, you only have to lift half the weight, so maybe a strong one could, if the forks could handle all the weight being on the end. Sawed off forklift maybe?

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Sawed off forklift

Not what you were intending but I love the idea of concealed carrying an illegally shortened forklift

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

That too ofc lol

[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

the liberal killdozer

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Always a good reminder when you get caught trying to illegal-to-say

https://youtu.be/uqo5RYOp4nQ

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago
[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Is he a chud? I try to know as little about actors as possible.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

He has gone full sellout Zionist. He's been making a complete ass out of himself in the most obnoxious ways possible.

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

those things probably have tungsten-reinforced seatbelts

maybe that was the idea. trump would be held securely upside-down long enough for the upper band of his diaper to fail and leak out several pounds of partially digested Filet O Fish, more than enough for him to aspirate on.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Here's how we can Make Trump Moist Again™️

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

This is the truest form of proletariat resistance! All us forklift certified comrades salute you!

[-] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Ouch, I guess if he just never mentioned Trump they might not check but there was probably some incriminating searches on his phone or something. Whole situation sounds like drugs or untreated mental illness.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Smarter move would have been to outfit the forklift with some sort of rocket boosters ala Just Cause

[-] buh@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

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