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"What? You mean we have to fight an ACTUAL military?!?!?!?"

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[-] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 118 points 6 months ago
[-] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 49 points 6 months ago

inshallah-script

Also stealing this meme. No idea what I'll do with it pretty sure it'd be incomprehensible to my lib friends. But who knows. It's time will come.

[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 39 points 6 months ago

lenin-laugh god i love hexbear so much. where else could i get posts like this

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

fuknslammer on twitter does good too

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 32 points 6 months ago

"Welcome to hell" - Grozny, now Dahiyeh

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 103 points 6 months ago

Wahhhh just let me keep murdering unarmed civilians powercry-2

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 71 points 6 months ago

i just wanted to kick children bro kitty-cri-screm

[-] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 42 points 6 months ago

Hey don't forget steal woman's underwear and make tik toks.

[-] IzyaKatzmann@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago
[-] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

Truly vile humans. It's still disgusting I bet. I can't imagine they've stopped except perhaps doing it so publicly.

[-] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 70 points 6 months ago

When you've been killing gradeschoolers armed with rocks for years, anything else must seem like a super-soldier.

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 46 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The odds that someone will support a war are inversely proportional to the odds that they or someone they love will die crumpled up on the cold, hard ground, sobbing and clutching the shredded remains of their torso.

[-] Pentacat@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago

Maybe they need to market their cum extraction services a little better? They’re joining exclusively small group of corpses and they should be proud of that.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 6 months ago

I noticed the thing libs hate absolutely the most is the suggestion they could just go and volunteer to the war they support.

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 84 points 6 months ago

Some Israeli guy on twitter was saying an entire unit refused orders to invade Lebanon after the suckers sent in before them got demolished

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 54 points 6 months ago

CW: Misogynist language, but I can't read that and not think of this old penny arcade comic

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

Whaa, PA, haven't thought of this comic in a long time.

[-] GlueBear@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

Ninja gaiden sigma was a good game

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 39 points 6 months ago

I've seen how 4 of them handle a tire rolling down a road at a slight incline I also don't like their chances against actual armed and aggressive opponents.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 54 points 6 months ago

Critical support????

I just assume that fighting a sovereign country is a lot harder than fighting an imprisoned internal population.

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 70 points 6 months ago

Naw, they aren't against invading Lebanon they just don't want to be the ones hurt or killed. This is just the equivalent of Nazis trying to avoid Stalingrad

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 36 points 6 months ago

yes I agree

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago

"I want Israelis to be sent to their near certain death to annex a sovereign state and murder its population, I just don't want to be among those people!"

[-] Pentacat@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

They want to send Americans. “Israelis” have suffered enough, and it’s about time someone gave them a break.

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

Exactly, they have no moral opposition, they just think someone else should do the dying. They're fine with the bombing of civilians and the invasion of a sovereign state, they just don't think they should be the ones at risk for their apartide ethnostate

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

An entire country of Chicken Hawks.

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 42 points 6 months ago

Lol They’re shitting bricks about going from hitting hapless civilians to fighting battle hardened Hezbollah

They’re not taking a moral stance lmao

[-] hypercracker@hexbear.net 54 points 6 months ago

Would be funny but could be basic propaganda. If anybody here can understand spoken Hebrew to relate what they are actually yelling about then I will believe it.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 38 points 6 months ago

The top comment says it's “Why are you forcing us into combat with men who have guns?! This isn’t what we signed up for!”. But I can't confirm that.

[-] hypercracker@hexbear.net 53 points 6 months ago
[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago

OK maybe. I'm sleepy blob-sleep

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

Yeah but it's what they're thinking.

Source: I read their minds.

[-] jack@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago
[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

Some people in the comments (granted, it's zionists who are saying it) say it's an older video unrelated to the war. So I'm gonna say "probably not real".

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 51 points 6 months ago

Sounds like now would be a good time for them to leave Palestine and go home. There are plenty countries that will welcome them and let them live a peaceful civilian life.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

They can return to Klanada with a standing ovation.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 38 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Send more IOF nasrallah skeleton-wave

[-] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 34 points 6 months ago

hezbollah has to be one of the most efficient resistance groups ever.

[-] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 32 points 6 months ago

For an army with such a high percentage of commissioned officers, they sure have poor discipline.

[-] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 30 points 6 months ago

Well, gotta keep the army as disorganized as possible

[-] miz@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago
[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago
[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

Enemy at the Fence

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

Something something, soft men, something something, hard times...

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