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[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

you'd think i'd have learned by now not to put my potato masher in the drawer. but you'd be wrong if you thought that.

[-] kamen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

I simply don't put these in a drawer.

[-] humblebun@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 hours ago

Why is it, when something stucks, it is always you three?

[-] ChapulinColorado@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I’ve been wondering the same thing profesor.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Ty be fair, sometimes it's the upside-down spatula.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 14 points 6 hours ago

Don't forget the tongs that's missing the lock thing and somehow ends up standing up wide open.

I threw an entire draw of utensils across the room because of one of those fuckers.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 35 points 8 hours ago

Expert mode is the tongs that were locked closed when they went into the drawer, and have now expanded 3x the size they should be

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago

That's the entire reason I use a wine bucket to house big utensils. I used a wide thin grill spatula and all of my patience opening that drawer.

The bucket is slightly bigger around and slightly taller than a cookie jar. It works great.

[-] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

We use a combination of a tall vase for the big top heavy stuff and an old Jaegermeister ice bucket that came free with something decades ago. Nestled within each other. Holds all of the bigger cooking utensils like spatulas, spoons, tongs, etc.

[-] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 2 points 7 hours ago

use another set of tongs to squeeze them shut while pulling

[-] 8Bitz0@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 hours ago

Look at money man over here. Showing off his two tongs.

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 53 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

The apartment I bought had cabinets with fake, decorative drawers on them. Except it turned out that one of those drawers wasn't decorative. It was just stuck.

Inside there was a full set of silverware (as in literal silver) from the 60's complete with the original receipt. It's worth thousands of dollars. I guess whoever lived there before me was in no condition to pack and the people who packed didn't know about the silver...

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 hours ago

Psh when I open random stuck drawers all I find is jars of teeth

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 24 points 9 hours ago

Gonna pull extra hard on my fake drawers tonight.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Bro eating good tonight

[-] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 9 points 6 hours ago

Forgot the upside down spatula.

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 hours ago

What is the purpose of the squiggly one?

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 hours ago

Human agony and self torture

[-] swab148@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago
[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 hours ago
[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 0 points 3 hours ago

The hard way. Use the egg beaters (aka hand mixer) instead.

[-] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago
[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 1 points 51 seconds ago

Not just A potato masher, its THE potato masher. If you dont have that thick af metal wire one you have an inferior potato masher.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 0 points 3 hours ago

That fucking potato masher. My fiancee uses one of these. Just use the damned egg beaters! The machine packs away easy and the mashed potatoes are super light and fluffy.

[-] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

And how else would you suggest we pay tribute to Anoia?

[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 hours ago

Anoia is on Mastodon.

Rattle those drawers and praise her.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

PRAISE ANOIA!

Oh merciful Anoia, guard our kitchens and protect our drawers!

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Mine is measuring cups that stack weird.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Why the hell are they in the same drawer?

[-] wieson@feddit.org 2 points 3 hours ago

Found the American :)

[-] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 14 points 10 hours ago

Mine is pineapple corer and unnecessarily large can opener

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

One of ours gets stuck on the 3 different sets of measuring cups. Why do we have 3 full sets? No one knows!

[-] Godnroc@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

Because eventually you'll break it lose one of the cups and then have 3 incomplete sets that will hopefully provide a full set between them.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago

Because having one means you have to wash that pile of dishes at the bottom of the sink.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

it got in it can get out

[-] zarlin@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)
[-] Incandemon@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

rattle rattle

[-] bratorange@feddit.org 9 points 10 hours ago

If it wasn’t so true

[-] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 5 points 9 hours ago

For me it's usually letting anyone else put dishes away. Before that, the ¼, ½, ⅓, and 1 cup measure set but I fixed it by putting them upside down.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

C'mon man. You forgot half a dozen mismatched batteries, some tongs, and 3 different bottle openers for some reason.

[-] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Burger patty press still in the cardboard

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

The spatula is a classic one

[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago
[-] ReeSilva@bolha.forum -1 points 10 hours ago

hahahahhahahahahahahhaaahhaahhaha amazing

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