https://xcancel.com/atrupar/status/1844460494490419420#m
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“You know, despite I could be right now in the most beautiful ocean, on the sand, exposing my really beautiful body — so beautiful — to the sun and the surf. Skin cancer, right? To the sun and the surf all over the world. Or I could be in Detroit with you, and I’d rather be in Detroit with you, okay?”
I could be sunning my asshole right now folks. Exposing my perfect sunspot to the heavenly rays. Saying hello to the universe with my golden gape while doing the best downward dog you've ever seen, folks. 
He wants to lose so bad so he can retire and the Dems just won't fucking let him
They need him so bad.
I'm putting money on Trump becoming president in January. I also think he'll be dead within the year. Project 25 people want Vance in the seat. It's kinda like Cheney/Bush except Bush didn't need constant training and pruning
I also think there's a very good chance of President Trump, dead President Trump, President Vance. The GOP love pols like Vance. Trump embarrasses some of the GOP that aren't his base. My prediction is that whatever happens in the election and after - the democrats will lurch even more to the right. It's funny how that works.
This feels somehow harsher on Detroit than the usual racist demagoguery it's used to.
"I'd rather get skin cancer than be in this shitho-I mean"
As Trump's brains continue to leak out of his ears - we get more and more great content.
I dunno man, pre twitter ban trump was best trump IMO.
This is just mediocre. There’s no pizzazz, no sparkle.
he used up all his pizzazz during the town hall dance party
I'm gonna skip right past regular self love and into lovecraftian self love. Behold my great and terrible body
Behold my great and terrible body.
If Trump wins - I want him to say that in his inauguration speech. And then take off all his clothes to prove it.
May Aamon unleash the eldritch horrors!
He doesn't strike me as a beach guy. More like playing golf near the surf, that's the closest he gets.
His narcissism requires him to present himself as the best and most beautiful at everything.
If you've known narcissists in your own social circle, especially the really malignant ones, it's predictable as clockwork.
Yeah it's weird he keeps coming back to this beach thing. But like you said it has to be the best and brightest there is.
There's no basic boomer idea of "paradise" more basic than le beach, preferably le beach in a conquered colonial holding with subjugated natives to 
at.
Picturing Trump having a weenie roast w Snooki on the Jersey shore rn.
Lotsa people don't know this but Snooki is a teeny-tiny teeny-tiny girl. With a nice... Can I say ass? I'm gonna say ass. Some people might not want me to say ass but I'm gonna say ass. Nice ass.
excuse me mx. officer volcel police this post right here
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he cant start treatment until after the election
thiel dosed him 
trump already has his 1 way tickets ready to go to a country without an extradition treaty in case he loses the election and his second coup attempt doesn't work. he's fantasizing about it.
or maybe orban will take him in. that would be pretty wild. what if like a million of the most powerful chuds all just moved to hungary with trump? that would be great.
Not even Hungary deserves that curse. The chuddery of the Anglosphere should all go right back where they, or their chud spirit, came from- England (and Scotland, Wales, and Cornwall should all wall themselves off, complete with landmines and barbed wire fences, for protection).
what if like a million of the most powerful chuds all just moved to hungary with trump?
I'd wager the Hungarians won't say anything racist about them though, because they're all white.
I just want to be on a nude beach again!
He'd melt if he was out in the sun too long
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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