If i died from a Mcdonalds quarter pounder i would be so embarrassed. Id be talking to the other ghosts like haha howd i die??? hit by a car!! i know crazy right?? What did you say? No that rumor isnt true idk who started that. How would that even happen?
they lived by their freedom, and they died by their freedom. god mcbless them
god mcbless them
Trumpet fanfare followed by a 100 gun salute
They let Trump be a fry cook for one day... 
Killed by eating a McDonald's burger is way more embarrassing on your obituary than autoerotic asphyxiation.
I don't know about that.
I'm so ready for the conspiracy theory about how the Dems did this to attempt to merc Trump.
My thoughts exactly
Killed by mcdonands borger, damn...
McDonald's will make you dead
They serve Big Macs
They serve Quarter-Pounders
They will put E. coli on you
Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Covid-19, the Boomer Remover
Man, he was so fucking rad. Haven't thought about WW in years.
It's "rock over London". get it right or pay the price
get it right or pay the price
Is that a reference to "Salute Your Shorts?" Asking as an old. 
Yes lol
I guess that makes me an old too
Done. 
The lyric sheet I copy-pasted from fucking lied. 
I'd like to see McDonald's wriggle itself out of this one
they'll hire country music artists and late night talk show hosts to mock the victims like they did with the coffee case
They’re bringing back the real dollar menu
Wow now I can get E. Coli for just $1!
"Listeria, Imma let you finish..."
I'm old. I have a license to tell dad jokes.
"Welcome to the Jungle! We got scum and germs!"
Welcome to the jungle - we take it day by day
If you want it - you're gonna vomit but it's the price you pay
And you're a very hungry guy - who's very easy pleased
You can taste the Micky Ds - but you won't get there for free
Trump didn't wash his hands.
McDonald's Quarter Pounder hamburgers are making people sick, with most illnesses in Colorado and Nebraska.
Of course libs are gleefully making Trump jokes.
I hope there's some funny parody in Napa Valley wine casks, waiting to be unleashed during the next cave visit.
🍷clink🍷
Goddamnit. I ate one of those like a week ago
You're probably fine? I'm no doctor but I think you'd be sick by now. I thought about getting a borgor the other day myself, I won't now.
what's wild is listeria can take up to a month to do it's thing. it slowly grows, i guess colonizes, your gut until it basically just punches tiny microscopic holes in it
Oh no, oh shit I didn't know that, fuck.
BDS actually stands for Bypassing Digestive Syndromes.
Are trump voters even more likely to eat McDonald's? Given the median voter income, I imagine it would be non-voters
This is why I only eat the little cheeseburgers.
This is a DEM conspiracy.
It is not yet known which specific food ingredient is contaminated.
Now the question is, is the bacteria in the beef, vegetables or the cheese? I don't eat much fast food, which ingredients are unique to the quarter pounder when compared to other McDonald's burgers?
It's always always always romaine lettuce. I don't know if there's any in any part of a McDonald's burger but I know romaine is at fault somehow
They're claiming onions.
which ingredients are unique
I'm going to sound like I'm joking - but I'm not. You could check Reddit. I bet there are at least 3 (far more?) threads where redditors are doing food inspector cosplay sleuthing. They love that shit and the site has a gigantic number of users. My wild hunch and wild assumption is that certain patties are only for Quarter Pounders. If my assumption is all wrong - I'm all wrong too.
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