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[-] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 101 points 1 year ago

i don't believe in the basic goodness of my fellow Americans anymore

first-time

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think part of the reason this all galls me so much more than 2020 or 2016 is because liberals are MORE haughty and 'distraught' because their perceived better human being lost, while said better human being was in the midst of aggressively aiding an ethnic cleansing.

i don't believe in the basic goodness of my fellow Americans anymore

Where've you been for the last...ever, clown boy? Just this millenium, this country has:

-Butchered Iraq and Afghanistan on the basis of lies for their natural resources and to sate bloodlust from 9/11

-Helped butcher Libya and Syria

-Is actively helping butcher Palestine while continuing to screw over Ukraine to spite Russia

And that's just the wars I can think of offhand, and many of these 'basically good people' were fine with them! We haven't even touched on how inhumanely this country treats the poor, or sexual/ethnic minorities, how immigration (if you're coming through the southern border) is so deranged I'm pretty sure it qualifies as human rights abuse, the endless deceit...this country hasn't been 'good' for as long as I've been alive, and it will only be 'good' when it is 'good and dead'.

[-] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Who could imagine the nation that engaged in indigenous genocide, racial slavery, indigenous genocide again, more slavery, regional imperialism, global imperialism, social murder, and then more genocide would be lacking in basic human decency?

[-] frauddogg@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

The only good amerikan is a dead or ex- amerikan frankly

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

like, no offense mark, but nobody in their right mind gives a shit about the quality of your work.

this is like a senior food engineer with a masters in endocrinology for McDonald's corporate announcing that they're going to really start phoning it in on the new McRib reboot.

like buddy, if you weren't already checked out, you fucked up.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Especially when you're in your 60s. Like you wait this long before you start slacking off?

[-] BeanBoy@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

Someone should write superheroes but like super edgy and FUCKED UP because the world is so fucked up. That would be so COOL I would see those movies. I have so many ideas in my head for this I wish the world was ready for it.

[-] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dude that's awesome. What if superheroes were sad? I get sad sometimes.

[-] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

I don't know about sad superheroes, but there are sad horse shows.

[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

have you seen The Boys?

So, you'll stop making fascist propaganda cause the fascist you don't like won?

Promise?

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

I'm choosing to believe that this man is writing letters to superheroes and is keeping us all updated.

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Writing a stern letter to Superman asking him why hasn't he nuked Washington DC

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Dear Superman,

I have been a very good boy this year, will you pretty please use your laser vision on Jeff Bezos?

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

More frank miller garth ennis supes

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I would like to see them do an animated Hitman show

But it has to be animated, because I can picture the cgi nightmare that Baytor would be and I hate it

[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

I am begging some of these people to notice that material causes exist

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

THE SUPERHEROES SHOULD HAVE ALWAYS BEEN GOING AFTER THE ULTRA RICH AND POLITICIANS YOU FUCKING DULLARD

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

i usually find superman boring because he's too OP and writers are bad, but at least luthor is usually evil af like real-life rich guys

[-] frauddogg@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Honestly, capeshit is in my genre wheelhouse; and when I start drafting shit up for it? There'll be no such thing as 'infinitely-recurring villains', 'cause my capes are putting capitalists down wherever they have the opportunity. Fuck letting Luthor get off with a slap on the wrist, put a laser pulse in the back of his bald-ass head and be done with it.

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

captain syndicalism executes luther and turns his businesses into worker owned co-ops

[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They were never good, not sure why you needed a 2nd trump win to see that. Cant wait for the reveal of who in the justice league voted Trump

[-] frauddogg@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Bruce Wayne definitely did and Victor Stone's definitely mulling over beating him to death for it

[-] Des@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

oh thank god

[-] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Oh God, grow the fuck up, dude. Literal fucking genocide being streamed on Tiktok for a year and NOW you're too hecking upset to write capeshit?

[-] miz@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

liberal baby fills his diaper, perhaps wonders whether the point of philosophy should be to change the world not just to explain it

[-] Runcible@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Oh my god, shut the fuck up Mark

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Uphold Alan Moore/Garth Ennis thought.

Edit: Isn't Mark Waid the one who wrote Empire, the comic about the supervillain after he killed all of the heroes?

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/ComicBook/Empire

this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2024
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