Shield is not a weapon
THE WALL
THE WALL
THE WALL
NO ONE ON EARTH CAN MAKE IT FALL
If you're in a shield wall you're bashing dudes with your shield as much or more than your spear.
Your picks are thoroughly incorrect
Nice try.
light -> bow
i know what you are
the spear doubles as a magic rod
correct response, the spear is the all-time GOAT weapon
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I put all of them on hammer
ok so a spear is basically a baby trident so it's gotta be water
It's pretty easy, really
I'm glad to see people correctly picking Water Spear
Not sure why, maybe the spear fighting in video games I've seen is usually pretty fluid/flowing (excellent source, I know)
i took nature to mean like, plants, and i think swords and flowers go good together
Are we talking what kind of elemental affinity we'd assign to a weapon or what enchantment would work best with it?
whatever reasoning comes to you
like I keep going back and forth between "balrog's flaming whip" vs "whipcracks like thunder" vs "poison ivy plant manipulator"
- Light shield to protect against the darkness
- Poison dagger, because poison coated dagger is a classic
- Darkness sword because it seems to be the most convenient to swing around in the dark when you don't see anything
- Thunder whip because they have a lot of similarity, long and thin, with a crack on impact
- Wind bow because the arrows fly through the air
- Nature claws because they remind me of a bear's claws
- Water spear because of Poseidon's trident
- Earth knuckle because fist fighting is a RETVRN to traditions
- Ice hammer for breaking the ice
- Fire axe because why not, they are the last ones
I can definitely understand poison dagger.
That whip choice is
I stand by it, do your worst
Surprise is the best element for every weapon.
a lot of these i'm not really that attached to but water-shield and ice-hammer seem super obvious to me
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I like this
Posting my take before I wade into the struggle session
Adding reasoning:
Earth shield, obvious sturdy combo
Dark dagger, good for sneaking
Light sword, holy relic but still kinda basic
Ice axe, did this one last but it kinda still makes sense
Nature whip, pokemon vine whip need I say more
Wind bow, long shots, gusts can alter arrows trajectory
Fire claws, fast attacka make the cumulative damage add up quickly, similar to the poison knuckles reasoning
Water spear, sweeping fluid slashing and sharp, jet like stabs just fit water. Fluid yet forceful
Poison knuckles, rapid punches add up the poison damage fast
Thunder hammer, it's already a great big concussive hit, thunder just increases it
Alright FIRST of all, Fire has to go to whip because a flaming whip looks badass, 100%
Second, Darkness goes to Dagger because like, duh
Third, Light goes to Sword because it's for normies and it's boring
Fourth, Nature goes to Claws because cats have claws and they're from nature (trust me my cat taught me this he has claws)
Fifth, Ice goes to Shield because you can constantly replenish your Shield as it's damaged
Sixth, Poison goes to Spear in honor of my boy, Prince O'Brien (pour one out)
Seventh, Thunder goes to Bow because that's just sick, you hit an arrow and it's like CHAKOOOOM POW
Eighth, and seriously what the fuck is wrong with y'all, OBVIOUSLY Earth goes to Hammer, I will not budge on this
Ninth, Wind goes to Axe because it goes WOOFSHH when you swang it
Tenth, Water goes to Knuckles because they're both terrible weapons in comparison to the rest
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