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[-] ElGosso@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago
[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

THE WALL

THE WALL

THE WALL

NO ONE ON EARTH CAN MAKE IT FALL

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

If you're in a shield wall you're bashing dudes with your shield as much or more than your spear.

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[-] CriticalOtaku@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago
[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago
[-] Gorb@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

Your picks are thoroughly incorrect

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago
[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago
[-] Esoteir@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

light -> bow

brow

i know what you are the-boys-are-back-in-town

[-] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

the spear doubles as a magic rod

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

correct response, the spear is the all-time GOAT weapon

Death to America

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[-] Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago
[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Not very nature of you OWL

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Fine fine, here's a less shitpost one

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[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

I put all of them on hammer

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

ok so a spear is basically a baby trident so it's gotta be water

[-] jinarched@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago
[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

This is so much neater

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[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 2 months ago

It's pretty easy, really

[-] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

i took nature to mean like, plants, and i think swords and flowers go good together

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

I'm glad to see people correctly picking Water Spear

Not sure why, maybe the spear fighting in video games I've seen is usually pretty fluid/flowing (excellent source, I know)

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[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Are we talking what kind of elemental affinity we'd assign to a weapon or what enchantment would work best with it?

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

whatever reasoning comes to you

like I keep going back and forth between "balrog's flaming whip" vs "whipcracks like thunder" vs "poison ivy plant manipulator"

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[-] Pili@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

  • Light shield to protect against the darkness
  • Poison dagger, because poison coated dagger is a classic
  • Darkness sword because it seems to be the most convenient to swing around in the dark when you don't see anything
  • Thunder whip because they have a lot of similarity, long and thin, with a crack on impact
  • Wind bow because the arrows fly through the air
  • Nature claws because they remind me of a bear's claws
  • Water spear because of Poseidon's trident
  • Earth knuckle because fist fighting is a RETVRN to traditions
  • Ice hammer for breaking the ice
  • Fire axe because why not, they are the last ones
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago
[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I can definitely understand poison dagger.

That whip choice is volcel-judge

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I stand by it, do your worst

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

anyone not directing earth to shield is increbibly wrong

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[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

a lot of these i'm not really that attached to but water-shield and ice-hammer seem super obvious to me

Death to America

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Surprise is the best element for every weapon.

[-] Alisu@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

I like this

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago
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[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago
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[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Posting my take before I wade into the struggle session

Adding reasoning:

Earth shield, obvious sturdy combo

Dark dagger, good for sneaking

Light sword, holy relic but still kinda basic

Ice axe, did this one last but it kinda still makes sense

Nature whip, pokemon vine whip need I say more

Wind bow, long shots, gusts can alter arrows trajectory

Fire claws, fast attacka make the cumulative damage add up quickly, similar to the poison knuckles reasoning

Water spear, sweeping fluid slashing and sharp, jet like stabs just fit water. Fluid yet forceful

Poison knuckles, rapid punches add up the poison damage fast

Thunder hammer, it's already a great big concussive hit, thunder just increases it

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[-] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Alright FIRST of all, Fire has to go to whip because a flaming whip looks badass, 100%

Second, Darkness goes to Dagger because like, duh

Third, Light goes to Sword because it's for normies and it's boring

Fourth, Nature goes to Claws because cats have claws and they're from nature (trust me my cat taught me this he has claws)

Fifth, Ice goes to Shield because you can constantly replenish your Shield as it's damaged

Sixth, Poison goes to Spear in honor of my boy, Prince O'Brien (pour one out)

Seventh, Thunder goes to Bow because that's just sick, you hit an arrow and it's like CHAKOOOOM POW

Eighth, and seriously what the fuck is wrong with y'all, OBVIOUSLY Earth goes to Hammer, I will not budge on this

Ninth, Wind goes to Axe because it goes WOOFSHH when you swang it

Tenth, Water goes to Knuckles because they're both terrible weapons in comparison to the rest

[-] Florn@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago
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