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[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 2 points 50 minutes ago

finally, someone is gonna be out there fighting for the little guy.

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 17 points 10 hours ago

This is going to be a fun pandemic

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 55 points 12 hours ago

This is the guy who’s gonna lead the Trump administration’s response to H5N1

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago
[-] Candidate@hexbear.net 26 points 11 hours ago

Welcome back, polio.

[-] Luna@hexbear.net 19 points 11 hours ago
[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 8 points 10 hours ago

Perfect response

[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 5 points 8 hours ago

Speedrunning collapse

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 73 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Child predator as attorney general, man who eats roadkill and had a worm turn what was left of his brain into a block of swiss cheese as HHS head...

Linda McMahon as the likely pick for Commerce Secretary lmao

Deeply unserious country

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 36 points 14 hours ago

Also an out neonazi as secdwf and Elon musk

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 24 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

out neonazi as secdwf

Thought that was a preferred qualifier for the defense post tbh

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 12 points 11 hours ago

Nah they like their nazis quiet

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 26 points 13 hours ago

Linda McMahon as the likely pick for Commerce Secretary lmao

i don't know this particular ghoul, do tell

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 34 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Wife to Vince McMahon, also known as the former WWE head, who herself served a big role within that org for decades. Vince had to step down due to being a sex pest

Also I didn't know this

[Vince] McMahon later resigned from TKO in January 2024 after allegations of sex trafficking and sexual assault. [Vince] McMahon is currently under a federal probe.

ed. changed 'Husband' to 'Wife', god I'm tired

[-] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 4 points 9 hours ago

Idioacracy came faster than expected

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 22 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

oh god lmao

I hope instead he picks someone that he fired from the apprentice for being bad at business

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 56 points 14 hours ago

This would all be funny if it weren't for the fact that I live here

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 25 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Although I liked to meme about 99% Hitler vs 100% Hitler as much as the next person…

Truly an accelerationist administration forming. Keep you people close.

doomer

[-] thatslife@hexbear.net 28 points 12 hours ago
[-] elpaso@hexbear.net 11 points 10 hours ago

Stock up on antidepressants. He will go for them.

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

What is it with these RFK style "health" freaks and being against antidepressants? Its like the one thing enabling probably millions at this point to cope with the effects of capitalism. Exercise and organic produce is not a cure all

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 14 points 11 hours ago

Measles futures are up. stonks-up

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 40 points 13 hours ago

EVERY DAY IS A NEW NIGHTMARE no-i-in-pezza

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 28 points 13 hours ago

he will put brain worm eggs in the water

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 9 hours ago

Too much work. Just slash all the funding at the water and wastewater treatment plants.

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 39 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

confirmation processes will test the loyalty of Senate Republicans.

Not to worry, I'm sure they'll pass with flying colors.

[-] Des@hexbear.net 27 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

lets-fucking-go oh yeah lets do this speedrun baybee

only plus side is maybe stuff like kratom can be protected from scheduling a bit longer? he seems like he might be down with "natural" opioid "cures"

especially since Pelosi likely is on the way out and her kid is basically the director of the kratom lobby group

but then again he might push hard to get rid of it because he had an addiction so idk

[-] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 4 points 9 hours ago

He claims to be pro psychedelic as well

[-] falgscode@hexbear.net 1 points 8 hours ago

DEA handles scheduling and is in the DOJ I think?

[-] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 30 points 14 hours ago
[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 31 points 14 hours ago

He’s going to send out pills to every American to take containing brain worm eggs.

[-] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 3 points 8 hours ago

South Bronx Paradise baby! :carl:

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 51 points 16 hours ago

Kennedy was later seen carrying a book titled "To Serve Humans."

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 20 points 15 hours ago

I'm going to do the reddit thing and say the title was ackshually "To Serve Man", but the reason I mention it is that the pun works much better with the uncountable noun "Man" than the countable plural "Humans", because it's more like how we speak of most types of meat, as an anonymous, indifferent material (lamb, beef, pork, chicken), and I think that's kind of interesting.

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 16 points 14 hours ago

I was attempting to riff on the name of "Health and Human Services" but "human" probably still would've worked better than "Humans"

[-] bigbrowncommie69@hexbear.net 11 points 15 hours ago

Legit, exactly what it sounds like

[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 18 points 13 hours ago

"You get a brain worm, you get a brain worm, you get a brain worm!"

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 22 points 14 hours ago

My ass is learning how to fluoridate my own water if that goes. Not because I think it does anything, but because I don’t want to hand the altmed types a w they’ve been thirsting for longer than I’ve been alive

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 17 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

theyd be getting their win regardless of whether or not you flouridate your own water.

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 13 points 13 hours ago

But I can make it immensely more frustrating for at least one person involved

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 27 points 14 hours ago

Put the Ancient Apocalypse guy in for Department of Education. Rogan is press secretary of course.

[-] HumongousChungus@hexbear.net 14 points 13 hours ago

God, that Graham Hancock guy would have an absolute blast purging the archaeologists. I never did figure out what he thinks they did to him. I feel like fewer archaeologists hated him before he started complaining about the Deep Archaeology State like it's a pack of wild Mayor Petes coming after his dog.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 28 points 15 hours ago

death to america, now in worm form

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 33 points 16 hours ago

Chris Hayes post

RFK announcement puts a fine point on something I've been trying to articulate and is a theme of the Trump years. It's something I've wrestled with and that a lot of Dem messaging has gotten wrong. Part of what Trump does is constantly divide the country along the lines of pro-system and anti-system.

And because Trump is such wrecking ball, you end up in this defensive posture of pro-system, pro-status quo. HHS/FDA is a great example.

Of COURSE the US food and drug system is captured and bad in a million different ways: from nutritional recommendations, which are often laughably wrong or corrupted to our outrageous regime of drug patenting etc.

https://subium.com/profile/chrislhayes.bsky.social/post/3lawu76wogk2v

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 29 points 15 hours ago

Part of what Trump does is constantly divide the country along the lines of pro-system and anti-system.

Oh yeah, only Trump does that.🙄

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