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That’s the state Springfield is located. 
Ohio.
Correct! 🎉
They are all Ohio.
It's all stolen land.
No, the red square is the only NON stolen land. The native folk there said "we've been avoiding that patch of land on account of it being bright red. It's kinda weird. You can chill there if you need."
In the American tradition of intentionally misreading treaties, we claimed the entire continent
Oof, that's gonna be an awkward conversation to clear up.
Oklahoma's panhandle 
No no I think that is the panhandle. It just looks inflamed - look how big and red it is!
Thermal expansion 
tfw handle is larger than the pan 
That's the Midwestâ„¢ that George Bush took us to war in! It's a dry wasteland, full of ~~sand~~ snow people with religious head coverings and funny accents!
Oklahosas, sometimes called "Khamas."
Half correct. That was its name before the Civil War. Bonus points for obscurity.
Farkansas
Fartkansas
The Whataburger Exclusion Zone
Does that mean it contains no Whataburger, or nothing but Whataburgers?
Yes
Israel
It's actually
Intersecting Colorado and New Mexico in the left, nebraska on top, Kansas in the middle and Oklahoma on the bottom. Right? I'm Australian. But I’ve been doing geography quizzes lately.
Starting a petition to move Israel there.
Unless it overlaps native reservations idk.
Looks like it doesn’t, but they still probably should stuck Israel in Germany.
When the whites said "we want the Ohio River Valley" they really were not fucking around
That is the often referenced West Bumfuck.
colobraskanoma
...they have an ointment for that, now...
If someone has sold you ointment then I'm sorry to say you've been scammed. Colobraskanoma can only be cured with aggressive radiation therapy overseen by a board-certified oncoloradoist.
Smdh falling for a travelling Colobraskanoma oil salesman in the year of our lord 2024
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I'm trying to educate Americans here. Please be serious. 😑
that's the great state of larry
Non Usian here, what's the funny part?
The ignorance of Americans. 😂
truth
J/K; it's a fake map.
No, I assure you everything on this map is indeed part of the USA.
thats california. most americans think california is on the west coast when its actually a square north of texas
Flyover #5.
Pretty sure its Canada
That statistic is probably pretty generous. I'd believe it if 75% of people didn't even know there was no state there.
it's ohio viewed from above
South Burger
And I am one of those Americans. Why should I care what that shitty little state is, huh? They don't deserve my recognition. We've got 69 other cancerous blights like it on this land.
Easy, that's Youdaho
Wyomska
The Block
Hawaii?
It'd be funnier if it was just the parts claimed by the Republic of Texas that didn't end up as part of the state.
As a Coloradan, I have to say that forgetting eastern Colorado exists is both understandable and valid.
Forgetting east Colorado is praxis
New Canoma
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