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[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

spoiler12. Tim Walz

11. Josh Stein

10. Andy Beshear

9. Gavin Newsom

8. Raphael Warnock

7. Wes Moore

6. Ruben Gallego

5. John Fetterman (lmao)

4. jokermala

3. pete-eat

2. Gretchen Whitmer

So a bunch of governors and extremely stupid choices

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

I'd mock the author for having the Secretary of Transport 'bread price fixer' and Vice President 'born again neocon' on the list, but honestly the way Dems work either one might actually be the nominee lmao

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Also, the numbering got fucked up, but I can't figure out how to fix it shrug-outta-hecks

Edit: thanks to the two people who jumped in to tell me the correct formatting :)

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The way that Markdown number lists work (on Lemmy) is that they take the first number in the list and then count up from there regardless of what you actually type for the subsequent numbers. Your options are either putting the list in ascending order or doing away with numbered list formatting entirely by escaping the periods like so:

12\. Doofus 12  
11\. Doofus 11

and so on, which looks like this:

12. Doofus 12
11. Doofus 11

Note that you'll need to add two spaces to the end of each line to get line breaks if you take this approach (you can copy from my comment's source below by clicking the little page icon under my comment)

spoiler12. Tim Walz
11. Josh Stein
10. Andy Beshear
9. Gavin Newsom
8. Raphael Warnock
7. Wes Moore
6. Ruben Gallego
5. John Fetterman (lmao)
4. jokermala
3. pete-eat
2. Gretchen Whitmer

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

A broken example of 3, 2, 1 vvv


Use "\" to stop automatic formatting.

Fixed vvv

3. blah blah
2. blah blah
1. blah blah


In code vvv

3\. blah blah
2\. blah blah
1\. blah blah

Important - end each line with two spaces or you'll get this vvv

3. blah blah 2. blah blah 1. blah blah

[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

The best ones are the ones I haven't never heard of yet.

[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

Maybe it’s for the best if they were right about 2024 being the last American election

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

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[-] D61@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

Okayokayokay... hear me out.

What if we try a white Obama?

saul-your-honor

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 5 months ago

Nah it's the mayor from the wire who cared more about optics than the city not Saul

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

Hear me out...

Josh & Liz 2028 ∙ Because UNITY is important

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 months ago

Why not hildog & Liz at that point. its their turn

[-] Verito@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

They'd run Liz at the top of the ticket to appear more genuine.

[-] invo_rt@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

They're running Liz Cheney. no-no-no-wait-wait-wait

[-] BGDelirium@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Aren't they forgetting our two most valuable candidates?

flattened-bernie

hillary-disgust

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

Bernie & Hillary 2028 ∙ He's a little bit country. She's a little bit rock & roll.

[-] falgscode@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago
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