I ate a pizza...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I fought the battle of the dishes and started the dishwasher... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
I fought a glorious battle against my spicy curry dinner. It was a meal fit for a warrior and it fought with honor, even on it's way out. My butthole burns FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Capsaicin is no small foe! Glory!
I cooked a roasted beet stew...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Savory and red, like the blood of a ptakh!
Defeated my opponent in a PVP match on Pokemon Go, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I just adjusted the crotch of my pants....
FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Glorious.
I tried to install pip on my wife's Windows work computer… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Tasted my cooking to see if something is missing, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I'm having panic attacks and psychotic episodes... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.
Acknowledging one's challenges is the first step on the warrior's path. Glory to you and your house!
I provided myself with sustenance to face the rest of my work day... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
A warrior through and through! Glory to you and your house!
I tried priming the walls of my guest bath but it somehow ended up pulling skim coat off the wall FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
I took my dog out for her morning poop...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
Caring for your beast is caring for your House. GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE!
I scratched my balls...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Your previously itchy balls bring glory to the empire!
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Re-route power to the shields, emit a tachyon pulse through the deflector, and post all the nonsense you want. Within reason of course.
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