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[-] fubarx@lemmy.world 86 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 22 points 3 weeks ago

Aww... Thanks for posting the truth, but I'm devastated.

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 8 points 3 weeks ago

You can make up for it by having sex with your cousin.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 5 points 3 weeks ago

Can't I just have sex with your cousin? Does that count?

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

My mom had sex with your cousin!

Heyoooh

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 points 3 weeks ago

Only if we're related.

[-] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

The fact that people believe this was real shows that even the most basic media literacy is fucking dead.

Why are people so bad at recognizing obviously fake shit?

[-] missandry351@lemmings.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

The Alabama jokes write themselves

[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

GRAMMA WOULD HAVE WANTED THIS!!!

[-] NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 weeks ago

What the fediverse

[-] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 11 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Makhno@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Ah, a fake article that is a loose excuse to bully people who may have disabilities.

Very cool

[-] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

Are you lost?

[-] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Keep up the good fight

They certainly look like stereotypical alabamanians

[-] supercargo@r.nf 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 3 weeks ago

Judging by their mugshots, they were perpetuating a longstanding family tradition

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Seven generations of uninterrupted fetal alcohol syndrome.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Gotta keep it in the family

[-] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Saving this thread so I can see all the alabummer roasts

GBO

[-] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 1 points 3 weeks ago

Grams wanted her funeral to be celebration of life...a lewd, disgusting, cousin-fucking celebration.

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

Damn prudes never let people have fun!

[-] Bonus@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah! I'm gonna fuck all y'all!

[-] LouNeko@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Baseball, huh?

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

What in the ass backwards Ricky Bobby done got here

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

European here. And I'm afraid to ask but morbid curiosity is winning over fear. But... can someone explain me what ~~is~~ went wrong here? My brain shutdown.

[-] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 4 points 3 weeks ago

This is a big world, people's customs vary, and I'm not one who expects everyone to follow my moral judgements, but "COUSINS ARRESTED AFTER REFUSING TO STOP HAVING SEX DURING FUNERAL CEREMONY" doesn't throw up any red flags for you?

Not trying to dunk, more wondering whether I'm missing dry humor or a language barrier.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
  • They're closely related
  • They were having public sex
  • They refused to stop
  • It was during a funeral
  • The funeral was for their shared grandmother
[-] Turret3857@infosec.pub 3 points 3 weeks ago

incest at your grandmas funeral

[-] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Cousins are not supposed to reproduce.

Having sex at a funeral is usually seen as disrespectful.

[-] And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 3 weeks ago

I don't think I'm going to the right funerals...

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Is this sort of thing common in Europe?

[-] missandry351@lemmings.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Only for royals the commoners have a bit more braincells

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Brexit might be your counterpoint to that. The brexiters are like our magas.

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

I also live in Europe and where I live it's not common

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

Have you not seen the past European royalty?

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

GOOD point.

Behold the master race:

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Alabama has a famous stereotype of people there being very incestuous

[-] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

It's fake. Curiosity satiated.

[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

They are cousins. States in the deep south, such as Alabama, are stereotyped as being very redneck and open to incest. And then stories like this pop up it fits every stereotype.

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

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