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This type of visa already existed, Trump just wanted to put his face on it. The EB-5 visa was created in 1990. The EB-5 gave permanent US residence to immigrants who payed $1 million and own a US business with at least 10 employees.
i think theres some followup with EB-5 to make sure the investment and jobs actually materialize. this seems like it's a no-strings-attached pay $5 million, get a green card. I also assume with the EB-5 investment, since it's an investment, the line might actually go up. This is probably just setting $5 million on fire.
Do you think he will revoke citizenship of foreign born billionaires that slight him, to make them fork over $5M and have to carry around this atrocity?
make them fork over $5M and have to carry around this atrocity?
Something like that. Trump could even have tv ads.
"Hello. You probably don't know me but I'm Indian billionaire Jay Chaudhry. I'm the CEO and founder of cloud security company Zscaler. You probably don't know about that either. Haha." He gets serious tone in his voice. "Some people in media and some people on social media claim that President Trump's Carry the Card law isn't fair or right. They even use worse terms. Can you believe that? I'm proud to always carry my 25 million dollar Trump Platinum Card to show how much I love and cherish President Trump and how much I love America."
"What you need to do right now if you're not American as you could be is go to CarrytheCard.com to find out which card is right for you..."
Sir, you're very wet, dripping actually.
yeah, i noticed that too. a bit rougher around the edges than normal. sounded kinda congested too.
between that and the content of the video, i imagined some press/correspondent torpedoing their career and just blurting out, "what the hell are you babbling about right now? you aren't making any sense. go lay down." like in the way an exasperated adult child might towards the elderly, sundowning parent they have to deal with.
like in the way an exasperated adult child might towards the elderly, sundowning parent they have to deal with.
oof 
he's on ozempic
It's like a fucking cartoon.
My first experience with parody was watching SNL in 1978 and then Monty Python the same year or maybe the next year. Sketch comedy blew my mind. But 2025 blows away that and all the other parody and sketch comedy I've ever seen in my life. Almost every day Trump or another republican is doing something that's better because it's actually real. And then the dems might reply with something that's limp and pathetic yet somehow still funny horror-comedy. Everything is bizarro world.
We should have taken more acid.
the thing has his own face in it 🤣
Ol fake ass willy wonka
I shouldn't say this because big reveal is coming later this year. But Trump Gold Card has something special. Very, very special. Golden Ticket.
I bought 2 already. They will only go up in value.
How about this?...
"Today I am announcing that for every dollar in $TRUMP coin you buy (up to five million) - the price of the Trump Gold Card goes down a dollar. And if you buy five million in $TRUMP coin - you get a special bonus. You get a virtual membership to Mar-a-Lago. And - this very, very important - I like you. The president as a friend is very, very important always but even more in the future - maybe. You want me to like you. You know - just in case I have to do things - all sorts of things - because national security danger. You're already not really American, right? You can always buy more $TRUMP coin too. More coin - more like. Makes sense."
in 70 years they will be collectors items for sure
You'll be able to see it at the museum of the American empire
This shit is so tacky
this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2025
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