"Trump doesn’t just cheat at golf," Reilly wrote. "He throws it, boots it, and moves it. He lies about his lies. He fudges and foozles and fluffs. At Winged Foot, where Trump is a member, the caddies got so used to seeing him kick his ball back onto the fairway they came up with a nickname for him: 'Pele.'”

Just ask members of Trump International West Palm Beach who arrived for the final round of their Senior Club Championship on Jan. 22 only to find Trump's name at the top of the leaderboard … when he didn't play the first round.

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Ted Virtue, founder and CEO of MidOcean Partners, a New York-based alternative asset management firm, won the club championship at West Palm Beach when Trump was president. At the time, Trump was in Singapore and missed the event.

Here is the story Reilly told and was also reported on Golf.com.

Trump sees Virtue on the back nine of the course one day and tells him he didn’t really win the club championship, "because I was out of town.” So he tells Virtue they will start there and play to see who the real champion is. Virtue has no choice.

"Apparently, they get to a hole with a big pond in front of the green," Reilly said. "Both Ted and his son hit the ball on the green, but Trump hits his in the water. By the time they get to the hole, though, Trump is lining up the son’s ball. Only now it’s his ball and the caddie has switched it.

"The son is like, 'That’s my ball!' But Trump’s caddie goes, 'No, this is the president’s ball; your ball went in the water.' … Trump makes that putt, and wins 1-up."

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/sports/2023/02/03/trump-and-golf-fancy-resorts-a-list-partners-cheating-at-highest-level/69857594007/

I've had some shitty jobs, but following a geriatric obese man huff and puff his way around a golf course only for him to be horrible at it. I'd let the shooter fire first then make a move.

I am waiting for them to report that he got 18 hole-in-ones.

I'm surprised someone is able to get a camera in to look at the president...I would've thought that would be more controlled

So this is what he chose to do, instead of attending the ceremony for dead soldiers in Lithuania?

"Perfect as always sir, right on the green!"

That was caused by the windmills of the demcrats.

With all the time he spends golfing, I'd think hed be better at it

I don't golf, but I don't think I could chip a shot that badly if I tried. FFS, even as a minigolf round, I've done better over that distance.

This needs to be seen by the whole world imo

Definitely worth the millions of tax payers dollars. And this guy definitely just won a tournament on his own course fair and square a month ago, I'm sure. Our Dear Leader.

You'd think as much time as he spends there... he'd be better.

Supreme Leader Trump plays very well actually. He was aiming for the bonus hole!

I couldn’t have all the time in the world and be bad at golf

Looks like he's just as bad at golf as he is at running a country.

He couldn't make money with a casino and he can't golf. Just another populist with a cult following.

$100 says that fat cheating fuck picked up the ball and dropped it on the green

Maybe he should change to using brown or black golfballs. Might do better with those.

Stock market decline curve

May I suggests pickle Ball? Its good for old people. Easy on the joints. My brother in law has diabetes and he goes every weekend. Ah, its the orange piece of shit!!! Should have started there. Yeah, golf is right. But better in a dark room with a virtual game. Once he misses a few times he can just grab the ball and hit the wall with it.

I turned on the sound to hear the air horn but there wasn’t one

"Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice."

SCORE

A monkey could do better than that!

How do you do that on approach?

He's just playing 5D golf.