This is where you have a talk about griefing and consent before the 5yo turns into an open world PvP advocate
But open world pvp is super fun!
(But high risk)
For a game like minecraft where progression is so quick does it really matter? Oh no I lost an iron sword. That won't take 5 minutes to replace...
That is pretty much how our lunchtimes went in the school computer room around 2011 or so.
Netherite is hard to get, no matter how far you've progressed in the game
My oldest and his buddies used to dig extensive tunnels under their friends "houses" (more like gigantic palaces of the flashy kind), filled those tunnels to the brim with explosives and just for shit and giggles blew up the estates above.
Medieval war tactics rediscovered by preteens. My inner historian held several celebrations.
I was reading this reply from my inbox and took longer than I should've to realize this was about the Minecraft post.
I remember selling god gear to a rather small faction, so that they'd fight another. Then as they died and were focused on that, I just claimed their land. Of both.
I also raided an ally's secret area that their youngest leaked, then conviced them to join me by promising to give them shelter and loot - as a kind ally.
I just kept absorbing factions. Only one man made me ask politely, the one who outwitted me by being a pacifist. Hugger of war, lord of conquest completely enthralled by that which he could not have. He had conquered me and in doing so, conquered the server.
Lmao this has the same energy as me learning about the concept of loaning money for interest at the same age and deciding to put it in action by lending my brother bells in Animal Crossing and deciding that he needed to pay me back twice what I had lent him, a fact that I only informed him of after I gave him the money. We had a big fight about it and our mom had to get involved. Good times lol.
Well it's good your mom was the judge, interest that high is criminal
With fees capped at 14% and interest capped at 35% APR, a doubling could still be legal if they have 2 years to repay, especially with frequent compounding.
Not that children have the patience to wait 2 years for a return on their investment, though.
What was the loan period?
Sounds more like you were a loan shark.
I hadn't learned about repayment periods or anything I just said he had to pay me back double, I didn't think about interest rates or anything but yeah I definitely was a loan shark.
Sounds like the perfect opportunity to have the adult conversation about what constitutes a socially acceptable number of cows to have in your house. It's a very important conversation.
My dad used to live in the country, and a single cow got into a semi-abandoned old ranch hand house. (We assume some one left the door open. It was in there for a day or so.
That cow absolutely wrecked the place. Walls kicked in, windows smashed (frame and all), floors ripped up, table in 2 pieces, just an absolute disaster. Also, the poop.
So. ONE COW. If unsupervised.
Indoor cows obviously require more supervision than outdoor cows. That's just common sense.
Get a donkey instead
That dog knows the donkey is in charge
Not every cow is suitable to be an indoor cow. They all have different temperaments like any other pet. Most cows do better outside or in a barn.
I'm sure we all remember when our parents had the talk with us about this.
That's why we all check for creepers hiding on our roof before we go outside...
Torches everywhere
The 5-year-old probably thought it was hilarious. I think the answer is to fill the 5-year-old's house with 80 chickens.
He'd probably think that'd be hilarious too. Win-win.
TIL: 5 year old kids play Minecraft.
I guess they need a break from all that GTA griefing
Even younger. The touch screen version is easy enough for a 4 year old or maybe younger, depending on what you constitute "playing".
Now I think about it, I'm certain I've had this conversation, except it was cats not cows.
It's a whole business, selling skins and other "resource packs" aimed to kids.
And then they can enhance that business by turning around getting pedophiles to subscribe and pay for in game credits so that they can interact with a bunch of undersupervised children.
Oh, yes! And they're really good at it for their age. They're little sponges with everything they see.
Assuming the cows are causing a lot of lag, so he's upset that he can't clear them out and play the game
The obvious solution then is just using a command to kill the cows.. and probably tell the other kid not to do that again x3
Make a pen outside the house, cut a hole in the house to let the cows out, free farm.
This is an opportunity to teach them about the command line, so they can use their powers for revenge.
80 cows? Ha! How about 8,000 cows!
I read that in the cadence of "500 cigarettes" from the orville
I remember when alpha 1.8 was released and mobs would drop enchanting XP as multiple orbs worth one point each. It was fine for cows, but killing even a moderately high level player would drop thousands of orbs and basically implode reality in a radius of several chunks. Good times.
That ultra-amplified TINK, I can still hear it echo along with the gut-drop of anxiety wondering if my cheap laptop was going to keep up or crash out... Good times, genuinely.
Real x3.. I still sometimes go back and replay the old versions of minecraft, and there's a lot of interesting stuff to them that I had forgotten
Free meat and leather
Make a pit with lava in it. Enjoy the steak.
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