He knows all the strats for skipping dialogue and oneshotting bosses.

🥕 🥬 🥦

WATCH OUT ITS A GIANT MAN OH GOD OH FUCK SHIT

Vermin Supreme will be my vice ~~president~~ pope.

Catholics have a VP, right?

🚨⚠️ VolCel police are on the scene. Any inappropriate comments or behaviour WILL result in 10 years hard labour. ⚠️🚨

He also made a fancam of himself before the attack:

Subheader

Sources say Donald Trump’s transition team leadership met with the former Fox News host, who is a left-field pick to head the Department of Defense, about the claims on Thursday.

And I also put pineapple on pizza.

fucking legendary bit LMAO

Unironically love this. The addition of Pumpkin Hill completely changes the subtext from "wow Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton were so cool being the ones to decide unilaterally on this country's future, I hope to be like them one day" to "wow, this is fucking horrifying that the foundations of our country were decided unilaterally and totally off the historical record by these shitheads"

The Democratic Party will run the true bipartisan ticket:

George W. Bush / Liz Cheney

Bush and Trump will both be only 82 years old.

I'm still ridin' with Biden for 2028 though, can't convince me otherwise. I'll mail five write-in ballots from Germany this time.

but for now, it's funny to consider the US doing IMF-style restructuring to itself for... no other reason than we've hit the point where enough of us actually believe that's what you're supposed to do for the "GOOD" economy. We're not even getting a loan out of it, lol

It's from the AP "US news" page.

the time change beat my ass this year

It was on their live channel and I don't see anything on their website atm. But it's so convenient that of course it's China, Russia, Iran, Venezuela, Cuba, The DPRK, etc. et. all's fault.

What gifts would you bring there with you?

https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/