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[-] Realtor_Hate_Account@hexbear.net 54 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I think the collapse of the USA will look more like the fall of the USSR than Nazi Germany. Americans are lazy and stupid. I think things will eventually just start to break down (more) due to neglect and incompetence while an increasingly small number of oligarchs consolidate their power and wealth

[-] hogslayer@hexbear.net 27 points 14 hours ago

I think the collapse of the USA will look more like the fall of the USSR than Nazi Germany.

I hope you're right about that!

[-] Realtor_Hate_Account@hexbear.net 6 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Me too, hogslayer

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 30 points 15 hours ago

Please tell me he's actually doing the "doge department" nonsense

[-] imogen_underscore@hexbear.net 13 points 11 hours ago

they've said so far it's going to be non govt so a glorified consultant basically

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 7 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Lmao, so Elon will just get paid even more money to sit on his ass and tweet.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 30 points 14 hours ago

They're going to cut a trillion dollars that would go to the rare good things in the US budget and then give a trillion and a half to the military and corporate cash. As is tradition.

[-] Des@hexbear.net 14 points 14 hours ago

it's basically an advisory board (so far).

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 41 points 16 hours ago

Can't wait to be jailed for being on medicaid and taking antidepressants because RFK Jr. thinks Adam Lanza (who's also an alien) was programmed by prozac to kill.

[-] Moss@hexbear.net 34 points 16 hours ago

If Trump did something clearly threatening to the USA, like try to leave NATO, then the deep state would obviously get involved. Way too much money invested to just let that disappear

But appointing the sweatiest swine to positions of leadership? That's actually genius. Comrade Trump has found the perfect loophole to destroy the government.

[-] mudpuppy@hexbear.net 3 points 9 hours ago
[-] Sodium_nitride@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

The deep state is actually just the state. There are close to 23 million us government employees, and who knows how many more private consultants and government contractors working for the government. Anyone who has ever managed a group of people knows that making people what you want to do is a herculean task, even if you are just managing 5 people.

Class societies obsessed with great man theory attribute super natural creative abilities to leaders and "geniuses".

[-] darkcalling@hexbear.net 7 points 5 hours ago

In this case: Institutions of power in the intelligence, military, foreign relations, etc. People and groups, institutions and interests ensconced in elephantine bureaucracies that actually make things happen and are kind of a backstop to power. They're the violence that doesn't answer to the state as liberals presume they should, they do obey orders of the state in so far as the state's interests are theirs but also slow-walk, sabotage them, avoid them, go around them, and if really necessary disobey them directly if they deem it necessary. They're the people who will kill a sitting president, the people who smuggle drugs in for off the books revenues to use on operations without pesky congressional or executive branch oversight. They are the inertia, the institutional guarantee against changing of whims among the elected congress-critters and changing seats in the white house and even in appointed offices like heads of say the CIA, FBI, joint chiefs, etc.

The deep state is everyone from career CIA, NSA, military, foreign policy managers and mid-level agents and personnel who work on the clock completely above board and who can resist any dramatic changes simply by continuing to pursue what has been deemed better, to pursue what they believe and have been led to believe is the right course to shadowy groups of intelligence adjacent types who in addition to funding in theory subject to audit in the intelligence black hole funding bag also have access to off the books funds, the types who kill people and break laws and rules, who answer to no elected persons and are in every way that matters immune to consequences save from among their own. They do things like MKUltra, run Epstein child trafficking rings to traffic victims for compromising material to leverage against government and business leaders and to gain their favor so they don't even have to use pressure.

This sprawling apparatus both the submerged "deep" parts and visible parts is why those boat dealers were able to waltz into congress on Jan 6th without resistance but a confused two people in an SUV who took the wrong highway exit to the NSA and panicked, running the checkpoints instead of stopping were shot dead with automatic weapons fire before they got anywhere close to it without asking further questions.

[-] urmums401k@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I don't know that those people are going to save us; to the extent that killing him would do that. they might be too explicitly fascist these days.

[-] aaro@hexbear.net 41 points 16 hours ago

it's christmas for accelerationists everywhere

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 57 points 17 hours ago

There's too much capital tied up in the federal government for this to actually happen. The haute bourgeois finger breakers will wrangle Trump in once he's actually in office.

[-] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 39 points 16 hours ago

I guess man. Im not convinced anyone with any power knows how to do anything like that anymore, we're like two generations out from the actual capitalists that ran this place.

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 34 points 15 hours ago

I feel like once you start fucking with serious amounts of money some competent rich people who's names you've never heard of cuz they're smart enough to stay off Twitter start coming out of the woodwork.

[-] HamManBad@hexbear.net 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

That's what's so "exciting" about the present moment. With Trump valuing blind loyalty above all else with his cabinet appointments, will he actually be able to make the bourgeois state dominant over individual bourgois interests? That is the ultimate goal of fascism, after all. They will elevate the dominance of the ruling class systemically, by overriding capital's preferred methods of state control.

[-] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 14 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

maybe. i don't know how they can be competent if they were effectively handed the money as a birthright though.

like i understand the fear, but i think we're overestimating what's really going on there

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 6 points 13 hours ago

Idk maybe their weird rich fathers put them through some kinda rigorous training before they gave them the money.

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 17 points 15 hours ago

Yeah, the real money that runs the capitalist world is people who we likely have to search out their names and learn very little about.

[-] Orcocracy@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago

It’s not people though, it’s a social structure: a set of systems and rules with no one person in charge that, once broken, is very hard to put back together again.

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 3 points 7 hours ago

That is the core, yes. But there are some really shitty ones out their that like their privacy and have a very high degree of influence.

[-] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 49 points 17 hours ago

It is hard to tell if Trump cronies will just sit in their government positions and try to scam money for themselves, or if they will actually go full hog on the (crazy) stuff they are proposing.

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 29 points 17 hours ago

Will the “adults in the room” actually do something? Or are they just gonna quietly stockpile resources and hope Elon has a mars colony ready to go in 2028?

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 29 points 16 hours ago

They haven't done fuck all in nearly 10 years since Trump won the Republican primary. They won't even stockpile resources. They'll continue to stand in the corner acting smug as Trump sends the FBI to kick down their doors and drags them off to ADX Florence.

[-] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 6 points 13 hours ago

I don't even know who the "adults in the room" are supposed to be!

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago

No fucking idea, but it’s something libs liked to say about the democrats.

[-] Orcocracy@hexbear.net 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I don’t even think there’s a room!

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 50 points 18 hours ago

I’m just hoping that as co-head of D.O.G.E. (Bleh), Elon does something so ineptly corrupt that the SEC absolutely buries him and Trump is so annoyed by him that he doesn’t step in to intervene.

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 31 points 17 hours ago

I think there's no way a new Dept get's made or Elon actually get's a cabinet position.

[-] imogen_underscore@hexbear.net 6 points 11 hours ago

they've said it's gonna be non government so just the highest paid consultant in the country presumably

[-] buh@hexbear.net 39 points 18 hours ago

other parts of the federal government are just going to legalize corruption if that happens

[-] SocialistDovahkiin@hexbear.net 43 points 17 hours ago

It isn't already legalized? Could've fooled me

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 5 points 11 hours ago

you gotta keep up the figleaf and elon basically already broke that by only accepting applications from twitter blue users

[-] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 21 points 17 hours ago

Trump seizes elons 400b doll hairs and distributes it to the people in a stimulus check

[-] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 13 points 14 hours ago

xi-plz new world record TAS on stream

[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 55 points 18 hours ago

also bold move to go to war with China, Iran, and 50% of your own population. Let's see how it plays out.

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 51 points 18 hours ago

a-little-trolling Vote for me now and you won't have to do it again.

anakin-padme-2 Because you'll be a dictator?

trump-drenched

anakin-padme-4 And not because the US will have collapsed by 2028?

trump-moist

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 20 points 16 hours ago

Comrade Trump helping the environment by getting the Pacific Fleet turned into artificial reefs in the South China Sea.

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 25 points 18 hours ago
[-] AtomPunk@hexbear.net 26 points 17 hours ago

I’m ready to be accused of narco-terrorism because I happen to be Chicano while the US invades Mexico to “fight narcos.”

[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 9 points 14 hours ago

Is he gonna level wrap past Indiana and glitch out straight to revolution?

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 17 points 17 hours ago

He's using a hacked ROM to give himself godmode.

[-] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 19 points 17 hours ago

Trump IS the strongest vanguard of the modern revolution.

[-] InternetLefty@hexbear.net 11 points 12 hours ago

Careful, the MAGA communist fash heads believe this unironically

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