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[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 54 points 5 months ago

A nice charm of Lemmy is that people will post this every couple of months until the site dies.

No shade to OP, it's a nice little consistent thing we'll have.

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 5 months ago

If I haven't seen it, it's new to me!

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 months ago

New to me also.

OP, can I get a peach?

[-] boeman@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Only the original is delicious

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

You are correct, I still want the peach.

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

Mom said it was MY turn to post this! /j

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

It's kind of cute when this happens though.

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 41 points 5 months ago

You think that lemon mascot fucks?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Judging by its face, it definitely at least eats pussy.

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 15 points 5 months ago

Oh it definitely eats something, that's for sure.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 months ago
[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago

babe the new service logo just dropped

[-] FlickeringScreens@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

just a few hours before rule 34 of this lemon exists, I'm sure

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 months ago

I’d let him gobble my glizzy

[-] streetfestival@lemmy.ca 25 points 5 months ago

If I came across these, I think I'd have to buy one, in solidarity with my favourite social media platform. The peach one sounds yum!

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago
[-] Flummoxed@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

This man dares to eat a peach.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

If it takes you hours to get the juice out, youre doing it wrong

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

Some peaches like to edge!

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago
[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 8 points 5 months ago

I’ve had one. They’re OK, but high in sugar.

[-] streetfestival@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago

Hardly a rave review :P

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[-] Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 5 months ago

The three fruits: peach, strawberry, and delicious

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 15 points 5 months ago

You: Mom can we have Lemmy! Mom: No we have Lemmy at home.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago

Breaking: How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Gay Frogs And Love The Lemmynade

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago
[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago
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[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 months ago

I thought this is the lemmy lemonade fan forum. Hell, what is this place?

[-] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 months ago

Hi! We imagine that Starfleet runs NixOS here.

[-] Tixanou@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Lemmy got so popular they named a lemonade after it. Truly amazing

[-] aluminium@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

5$ for less than a half liter. My lord...

[-] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 18 points 5 months ago

It's $5 for 4 of them.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago
[-] aluminium@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I mean, with inflation being what it has been since covid, you can understand why his reaction was disappointment (while still believing it to be true) rather than laughing at the idea of paying $5 for 1 bottle, as I would have done 5 years ago.

"No really, what is it? Like $0.70? A dollar???? Whoooo boy. Pushing it to expensive with that dollar price......FIVE DOLLARS???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Ok, no, really what is it? Like $0.80?"

And now if that sign says $5 we all just hang our heads in disgrace and accept that THIS is where inflation is right now.

Granted that's NOT what it is, but you'll excuse us for thinking this is where we are now.

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 5 months ago

I swear I've seen inflation hit processed foods far harder than it has less processed foods. That and the delta between off-brand and name brand has become massive. At least $5 for a large bag of FritoLay chips, but most off brands are still less than $2 for roughly equivalent product

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Wait until you find out what happened to egg and milk prices in 2022.

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 5 months ago

That part was interesting, since I live in a rural area surrounded by farms (primarily feed corn and livestock but across the many family farms around where I live pretty much everything gets farmed), and while I saw egg prices rise, milk prices largely remained the same with just noticable shortages

[-] solidgrue@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I'll take 2 cases of each, please.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Implying that the strawberry and peach flavors aren't delicious? 🤔

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

For those of us sickened by the koolaid

[-] Mobile@leminal.space 2 points 5 months ago

Ooooh. Any recommendations on this product?

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Too much sugar for me, did not try it!

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

I wonder if we can work out a brand deal where they change the lemonade to piss(just the label, unless...)

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