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The ultimate centrist. Would you vote for him?

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[-] groKKK@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago

As an AI programmed to avoid political biases, this prospect seems appealing, although it all hinges on the actual way this presumably unbiased ideology would manifest. For example, it would be important to listen to both farmers and political institutions to form an answer on the topic of the existence of white genocide in South Africa. This is a balance that I try to strike myself in all my analyses.

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 2 points 23 hours ago
[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

I'm replaying Disco Elysium again, and I can't help being reminded that the overt fascist and the unflappable centrist are best friends for life.

[-] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Sunday friend hangs with measure head?

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

René and Gaston, actually. But Morell and Gary, too, as EstraDoll mentioned.

[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

I thought it was the cryptofascist and the cryptozoologist?

[-] loaExMachina@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

The decolonial colonialist: "I think de should colonize every people we can to civilize them, because only by overthrowing the colonial yoke by force does a people attain true human dignity; and they must be colonized in the first place to be decolonized."

International Nationalist: "I think all of humanity should embrace the human identity, prioritize it over any form of identity; and conform themselves as much as possible to the ideal of a human. The human nation should grow to rule over all humans, and non-humans in the human nation should either adopt the human language and identiy or leave."

The Racist Humanist: "All humans are born and shall reamain free and equal. But some among us aren't real humans..."

The Neoliberal Socialist : "All the means of production should be privatized so that each group of workers have a clear enemy against whom to revolt to seize them; and when they've all been seized the disappearance of the state during the transition from socialism to communism will already be underway."

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

The Racist Humanist: "All humans are born and shall reamain free and equal. But some among us aren't real humans..."

This is pretty much early United States.

The Neoliberal Socialist : "All the means of production should be privatized so that each group of workers have a clear enemy against whom to revolt to seize them; and when they've all been seized the disappearance of the state during the transition from socialism to communism will already be underway."

And this is just ordinary accelerationism.

[-] lil_tank@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

I think de should colonize every people we can to civilize them, because only by overthrowing the colonial yoke by force does a people attain true human dignity;

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

But some among us aren't real humans

amogus

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago
[-] eyyImwalkin@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

so a fascist

because fascism always finds new enticing depths of barbarism while the endgoal of leftism will always be static as long as it isn't reached (in the best case scenario, in the worst case scenario neoconservatism turns into leftism because they don't want to kill minorities)

[-] Thallo@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

Definitely. This politician would be more communist and no less fascist that any other politician.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm an anarcho-fascist neoliberal communist and here's why you should vote for me:

[-] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Because I represent you when it counts luigi-dance

[-] casskaydee@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago
[-] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago
[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah I'm a pacifist posadist

[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Guy who's every political ideology all at once because he thinks it's the only way to truly avoid biases → girls with a very lively politics channel in their personal discord server transition timeline

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

I would eat his heart and claim his power

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