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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That bitch didn't know it's fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone blurred a very small part of there of five letters making it impossible to read the word "shit". I was about to shit a fucking brick.

fuck

edit: @TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world took the time to edit it to remove the censor, so I changed the image in the post to that. Thanks!

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[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 109 points 2 weeks ago

Lol that's a good one, I might steal it.

Also:

[-] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 74 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Lol this is f*nny. Fuckin h*rmonicas.

Edit: my asterisks italicized the thing, whoops lol

[-] match@pawb.social 57 points 2 weeks ago
[-] sevon@lemmy.kde.social 19 points 2 weeks ago

Hey! You can't say that word

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[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

To your comment: not only that, it's a censor of an already censored curse word, "fkn" of course meaning fucking. This is one of the more egregious censors I've ever seen.

[-] camelbeard@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe it actually said fun instead of fkn

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[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 40 points 2 weeks ago

What is the optimum angle to secure such a device for the maximum result? Asking for science.

Also, I wouldn't ever glue/tie/epoxy one of these. I'd do four in various places.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You don't want optimum because then it sounds like a harmonica.

Edit: sorry, fucking harmonica.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Hot-glue some of the holes so they each play a different chord. Maybe some kind of flexible barrier in front could redirect airflow until the vehicle picks up speed so some or all will stay quiet initially.

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[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

According to the aerodynamics, the front of the vehicle undercarriage would have the highest velocity, decreasing until about the bed where it jumps up slightly and goes back down.

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[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago

What's a fin harmonica? Is that one dolphins can play?

[-] bampop@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's a f█n harmonica. The rectangle is part of the brand name. Check out https://www.fnharmonica.com/en

[-] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Dicska@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Wow! They made a harmonica model for Rick Astley to use? I have to click this link now!

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[-] jim3692@discuss.online 7 points 2 weeks ago

It's very handy that some clients embed the harmonica photos and I don't need to open URLs

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago
[-] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

That checks out. Whoever censors shit like this just hates fun

[-] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 27 points 2 weeks ago

CUNT! FUCK!

I hate self censorship

[-] Case@lemmynsfw.com 25 points 2 weeks ago

Anybody have a pic of the underside of a Cybertruck? Need to scope out a place with airflow but limited visibility.

There is at least one asshole in my general area who needs a come-uppance.

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 62 points 2 weeks ago
[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

Unfortunately seems pretty flat, if I recall correctly the bottom of the truck is the battery module

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 18 points 2 weeks ago

Just get a couple neodymium magnets. Hot glue them to the harmonica ahead of time for quick deployment.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 9 points 2 weeks ago

Glue it, they're not going to look themselves

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[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

But it would look just right as a little hittler mustache

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[-] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago

Why they censor the word fun

[-] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Because we cant have it anymore.
OBEY. WORK. DIE.

[-] LucidNightmare@lemm.ee 19 points 2 weeks ago

Voluntary censorship is just so weird to me... Like, people died so you could speak freely, and yet you censor fkn... Wow.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

nah it's just a f-u-n harmonica and some of us don't like that.

but fkn is already a way to censor fucking, which is what's f*nny about it.

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

bro someone censored my censorship

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[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

I don't have any harmonicas, would this work with a trombone?

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[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That removed didn't know it's fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone blurred a very small part of there of five letters making it impossible to read the word "shit". I was about to shit a fucking brick.

fuck

Looks like censoring fuck caused too much trouble on my instance. What was the word that got censored?

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[-] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

I've had to bring this up elsewhere, but could we please stop making and reposting unnecessarily censored memes? The obscured word here is 'FKN', not even 'fucking'. This isn't Tiktok, these alterations are kind of gratuitous...

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

I edited the post, thanks for taking the time to Photoshop this!

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[-] boonhet@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago

God damn WhistlinDiesel and his truck antics

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago

I should print an adapter to route some of the intake charge through a harmonica...

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I'll have to try this with a coworker's. He was also auto tech, so it'll have to be hidden well...

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

But that's only blocking like 1 letter.... What swear word could it be?

[-] Contentedness@lemmy.nz 9 points 2 weeks ago
[-] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Firetruckin

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[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 8 points 2 weeks ago

Jokes on them, my daily driver is a Junkers JU-87 Stuka.

[-] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago
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