Finally we can tackle the menace of the wokest organ, the liver.
it's just every single little dumbfuck grievance in their rotten heads huh
Reactionaries are nothing but Freudian death drive wrapped in flesh. It doesn't matter what the question is, they'll provide the answer that hurts them and everyone around them because they're too feral to exist in polite society.
Pretty much. His base is alcoholic petite-bourgeoise landlords and jetski dealership owners.
Funny given that Trump is a teetotaler.
sobriety for me, not for thee
That sucks we have that in common. I just don't drink, I wasn't trying to make a whole thing out of it.
No worries I'm just a drunk history nerd trying to justify my habit
Nah this one is good old fashioned industry lobbying
it's Pete Hegseth
It's like they're getting Stan Kelly to write policy.
Vaccines are woke! Sobriety is woke! Fiber is woke!
Real MEN are DRUNK, DISEASED, and DON'T SHIT RIGHT.
Gotta bring back the peasantry if you want to be a lord.
finally, a third beer
My doctor said he's worried about my liver and I told him I'm worried about your face because I'm gonna punch it if you keep quacking at me while I'm drinking.
I personally love exactly three beers, it's enough to feel loose and buzzy for a short while, but no hangover or immediate consequences other than pissing, it's a perfect amount to drink with good food at a cosy restaurant or a friend's house for dinner.
Is this part of MAHA?
Make America Hungover Again
I'm mowin' the air Ran!
Steve Feinberg: "Pete, is that you talking or the liquor?"
Pete Hegseth: "Steve... I am the liquor"
we need to bring back cigarette ads next. those were cool
Starring fat doctors. A doctor with a fag hanging out of the side of his mouth while performing an abortion.
An excuse to post one of my favorite things:
Clip from the original 1950s Sci fi classic "The Day The Earth Stood Still" where 2 doctors gab about the alien life expectancy while smoking cigarettes.
Pete Hegseth insisted on this
"Look boss, I'll invade Iran for you, but I'm not doing it sober".
They’re outlawing rehab next
"Sobriety conversion therapy"
You mean the reeducation camps your wife sends you to make you woke or she'll take the kids away?
Can't believe they made me woke. Life was so much better when I had the freedom to be constantly hungover and vommiting all over the place.
The Reverse Prohibition Era is coming!
Isn't two drinks a day a lot?
Not any more 
"two drinks" that people actually drink is obscene
"two drinks" that are the serving size on the label is probably half a shot.
depends on how you define a drink
How about PainQuil?
ha...
oh boy...
if only
How long until they roll back DUI thresholds and enforcement to like 1970s era levels?
And cars with no seatbelt?
Aw sweet I can have three long island ice teas a day now!!!
My doctor told me it was 1-2 drinks a week, and definitely not more than 4 at once. It's a group 1 carcinogen and has moderate risk of causing cancer. It's not bad advice, but it doesn't play much of a role in my poor habits.
1-2 drinks per day? drinker's nose coming back in style ig.
I've tried pretty much every drug and most enough times to at least get a feel for em. Alcohol when you ass together the health negatives and social negatives is easily.thr worst drug out there and while thars partially due to inverse stigma and ease of access its still just as if not worse for you physically than most 'hard' drugs. If opiate addicts could get a reliable dhespmamd clean fix you wouldn't even notice most of them from a sober person. Theyre usually just trying to not be sick. Upper guys are a bit of a different story but tsking booze out of their equation would really soften that blow.
Yeah, I had many hard drug addictions over the years, alcohol was easily the one that did the most damage in my life and was easily the hardest to put down. On clean opiates, I had a clean house and my life was pretty together. The worst thing about it (besides for being sick) was being constipated all the time lol. Alcohol though, I was literally 60 pounds underweight, I was physically too weak to get out of bed for days after a bad binge, it made me make more stupid decisions than any other drug (including being blacked out on Ambien) it sucked ass.
There are a few drugs that I do miss sometimes. Sometimes I wish I could be nodded out again, or be coked out playing shooters again, but there's nothing I miss about drinking. There were times to romanticize with the other addictions, but my time drinking was just pathetic and brought my self esteem to an all time low.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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