For those confused it says "Me and the goth girl who gave me my first prostate orgasm"
Thank you kindly. Thought it said something related to premium or top most.
You have to pay extra for that
And it is better left inside France, where it can do the least damage.
Disons qu'après 600 ans de colonisation intensive, le mal est déjà fait.
Stop speaking gibberish.
Non
Va chier maudit con.
Dommage?!? Quosser tu veux dire "dommage"? C'est beau le français en dehors de la France tabarnak.
What does this mean for the economic situation in Bosnia?
How does this affect the trout population
It could be immediately improved with this one weird trick.
Something about gothic girls giving orgasms through the prostate?
Is "orgasme" actually orgasm? I've literally only known "le petite morte," but I have to assume it's a euphemism not the actual word for "orgasm."
Le petite morte is the little death
It's a euphemism
No, that would be la petite mort.
If you're using the feminine version of the and little, why are we using the masculine version of death? Sincerely, an American who barely speaks French.
The noun death is always la mort (le petite morte as used by the other poster is just wrong). The dead person can be le mort (masculine) or la morte (feminine). The adjective for dead is mort for masculine and morte for feminine, as in l'arbre mort (the dead tree, masc.) or la fleure morte (the dead flower, fem.).
Real, but slightly meta question: who decides the gender of new things? Like, who decided if cellphones, or AI, or computers are male or female? What is the gender of a dildo?
In general, most words follow certain patterns, for example words ending in -ion are always feminine, -age is always masculine, most words that end in a consonant that is not "n" are masculine (la mort evidently doesn't follow these patterns). For most words using the wrong article sounds unnatural to the trained ear. Most new words are either derived from old words and keep their gender or they are picked up from other languages and adapted to French either by sound or by meaning (only works if there's already a french word with the same or similar meaning). Sometimes it's undecided, for example le covid and la covid are both acceptable, personally I think it should be le as it sounds more natural.
No it is not. It's the most fucked up language to learn and write. French is la merde!
Do you know English? You wouldn't be saying these things about French if you knew English.
I don't know french but I kinda get what that tweet said.
Hold up. Isn't every (male) orgasm technically a prostate orgasm? It squirts its juices at each one.
You sound like the kind of person who's never stuck their finger up their own butt before.
Seems more like he always does.
What does that have to do with anything? Whenever a man has an orgasm, the prostate adds its juice to the ejaculate - regardless of how the orgasm was achieved. Hence, there is no climax where the prostate isn't involved. That's why I was saying every orgasm is technically a prostate orgasm. Also, when OP takes about his goth queen giving him a "prostate orgasm", I very much doubt she stuck to exclusively stimulating the prostate. Very likely, she just added direct stimulation of the prostate to what most people do to make a guy cum. So, if true, it would have been rather a penis+prostate orgasm, if we name it after the body parts the that were stimulated.
You've definitely never cum in your chastity cage without permission
No, definitely not.
not with that attitude.
I know how to brat, don't worry. I know how to get what I want.
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