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[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago

I guess Zany Zohran isn't derogatory enough

Zany Zohran almost sounds endearing is the problem, like he's just a wacky guy

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

Come to Zany Zohran's Discount Groceries! Prices so low, bourgeois economists say they're pure lunacy!

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

Cool uncle energy

[-] Biggay@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Mommydonny? because when he meets trump he's going to want his mommy?

[-] shath@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Messy Mamdani

[-] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

100% communist lunatic sicko-laser

[-] Bruja@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago
[-] Achyu@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 week ago

Is this the MAGA communism that some mention in the net?

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago
[-] Bruja@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

Thought this was a really bad impersonation, but it’s just Dirt’s new account.
susie-laugh

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] Keld@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Yeah this dort_owl person is lacking that certain je ne sais quoi that gave the original dirt_owl their spark.

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Nothing lasts forever, eventually the piss well runs dry

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

See this is what I'm talking about. The original dirt would have known piss isn't stored in well, it's stored in balls

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Excuse me you should already know a well can be a testicle, what is wrong with you? Smh not up on the piss lore r u?

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

oh so when people say "Well, well, well" they're saying someone has three balls and therefore really need to piss?

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Piss, piss, piss... what have we got here?

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Piss, piss, piss. What do pee have here? Urine in real trouble kiddo

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

ww u when dart was kill?

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

So you have a crush on him then?

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

What have you done with the real Dirt

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

hmmmm, u are still very stinky so I'll allow it

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

“He looks terrible” is just gaslighting.

[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago
[-] CleverOleg@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

Yeah at worst, Zohran is average on the conventionally attractive scale.

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

He’s very handsome. Trump is jealous

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

CHUDs base is always the bottom 10% of any graduating high school class and it shows.

“You may be more intelligent than me, but I’m pretty and you’re not!”

Not that Amerikkkans have any right giving out beauty tips…but I digress.

Zohran Mamdani is too ethnic of a name for Trump to come up with a clever pun for.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Tbf, if you're going for a pun in English, pretty much anyone is gonna have a tough time. Just comes with the territory of not sounding like most words in English. My pun game is S rank and there just isn't much to work with.

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Gohan Pastrami?

[-] MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

AOC+3 and Schumer being the great Palestinian senator is just so ridiculous it's making me laugh

[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

Madmani is right there don!!

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

This is quite the burning insult when you remember how much Trump appreciates good looking men

[-] onwardknave@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Huh. Guess he's more of a Cuomo guy. Who'da thought?

[-] VHS@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

"He looks terrible and his voice is grating" from the fucking Trump administration is really something. You have RFK Jr and Kristi Noem

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 week ago

He doesn't know who that is, guaranteed.

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

Huh, no call to action here. I would've thought he'd end this with a "If only SOMEBODY would do something about this guy!" to encourage his CHUDs to just straight up murder the guy. He really is going soft.

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Does it get old to call everyone a communist? Does this even arouse ire for chuds? Even if I'm incurious and I hate thinking about implications, analysis, research, etc. you gotta imagine this is your 20th time hearing about someone doing a communism because they didn't ask a CEO for a bathroom break before lunch. Besides that, Palestine is popular all around, right? Even if I'm a Trump thumper, Zion Don is going off about communism again, YAWN!

Can racism really take the football and run you all the way to a touchdown of aroused anger because the guy's name sounds vaguely somewhere between Mddle Eastern to Indian?

What I'm saying is that even if I'm a fucking idiot I don't think I give a shit - I'm either "not that into politics" or I start to care about race less than I bargained for when I made a deal with the devil to hate people for their inheritance.

[-] shath@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

Nah it's more a label of who to hate rather than an ideological enemy

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Nah, “commiecommiecommiecommie yeeeeeeeeeeeHAW!” is the rallying cry of every corn-syrup-swilling burgerlander when you have ideas too intelligent beyond their comprehension.

Take it as a compliment, they’re mad you’re smart enough to question popular opinion and they’re not.

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 6 points 1 week ago

Communism lost any actual meaning in the US at least 60 years ago. It's a purely emotional word like "motherfucker"or "cocksucker". It simply means people or ideas I don't like

[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

Trump definitely needs to get his nickname game back.

At this rate he's gonna have to settled for Zleepy Zo. Embarrassing. Sad.

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 11 points 1 week ago

I can’t believe this is your president.

[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

assuming you're dutch, your former prime minister and the current head of NATO called trump daddy today

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago

I’m Canadian. Not that I like our leadership either.

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