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[-] FidelChadstro@hexbear.net 155 points 2 days ago
[-] elpaso@hexbear.net 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

God y'all are hilarious

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 78 points 2 days ago

scratch Charlie Kirk's anus and a fascist bleeds

[-] underisk@hexbear.net 65 points 2 days ago

if your asshole is so itchy its a food safety hazard then you probably need to get some kind of powder for that, charlie

[-] GiantSpoonWielder@lemmygrad.ml 33 points 2 days ago

Time for his de-worming treatment.

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago

This is slander, my people would never go near Charlie Kirk's lower intestines.

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[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 84 points 2 days ago

do you reach into your pants to scrape your anus directly, charles

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

He just assumes everyone also gets pink eye several times a month.

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[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 58 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Charlie Kirk Announces He Has Smeared Assjuice On Everyone He Has Ever Shaken Hands With, Which Is Pretty Much What They Deserve

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[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 66 points 2 days ago

Does…. Does Charlie Kirk not wash his hands?

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 45 points 2 days ago

Are you kidding? Touching another man's hand is obviously gay, just like washing your butthole. The safest thing to do is never touch your hands together and absolutely under no circumstances can you wash your butthole.

No rules about not scratching your butthole though, that's just what the good lord intended we do with our hands after all.

[-] prole@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago

If God didn't want me to put it up in there and wiggle it around a little, why'd he make my finger fit so well?

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago

THIS IS MY HOLE, IT WAS MADE FOR ME!

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

We really need that sicko emoji because I'd be posting it non-stop.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 56 points 2 days ago

God they really don't have anything against him, do they?

[-] fox@hexbear.net 63 points 2 days ago

Call him a socialist Communist fascist and people go "I don't care what he is, he's making life affordable and he's hot".

Call him an antisemite and people go "Alright good fuck Israel" or go "But he was endorsed by a Jewish candidate".

Call him a Muslim and people go "yeah and?".

Say he's going to make all the billionaires leave NYC and people go "Yeah fuck em if they stay they're paying their taxes or getting Luigi".

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 35 points 2 days ago

frothingfash HE EATS WITH ONLY HIS HANDS!!!!

jerma-burger yeah, ok.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 62 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I’ll never understand why the ignorami wear the fact their cultureless slobs like a badge of honor.

And have these corn-syrup swilling dipshits ever heard of washing hands?

[-] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 42 points 2 days ago

I keep my hands clean by using an anus-scratching fork.

[-] Umechan@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Can't believe he revealed that he likes to finger his hole.

I'm guessing this is about banana leaf rice or something. Eating rice and curry with your hands is common in India and other countries with a large Indian diaspora like Malaysia. The places that serve it generally have a sink in the dining area so you don't have to go to the restroom just to wash your hands.

[-] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Charlie Kirk's opinion on India and the people within may surprise you. You may want to take a seat for this one.

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[-] axont@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

I mean yeah it was a bit of culture shock the first time I visited southeast Asia and saw people eating rice with their bare hands but it didn't make me instantly think of doodoo encrusted buttholes

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago

maybe its just cause im middle eastern and a lot of our food is eaten by scooping it with bread using your hands but i dont see why its even anything worth noting that someone’s eating rice with their hands

when ameripigs buy a pack of M&Ms they dont eat them with a spoon. small foods can be eaten with hands too all over the world. its not just their borgor and hot dog

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

Yes but those are white foods

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[-] emdash@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

I eat my lunch by scooping it with flatbread almost every day, and the whities at work still stare at me for it

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[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 47 points 2 days ago

seriously why did libs stop calling these weirdos "weird"

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 50 points 2 days ago

Someone made the boss call, let them know if they kept doing that they were going to win the election. Stopped immediately.

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It was Biden's advisors immediately after being brought onto the Kamala campaign IIRC. The line between incompetence and sabotage is thin

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago

it was working too well

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[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Charlie Kirk, self-proclaimed "Christian", forgetting about Matthew 15:11.

11 What goes into someone’s mouth does not defile them, but what comes out of their mouth, that is what defiles them.

i-cant Charlie Kirk defiling himself every time he opens his mouth or types.

EDIT: Jesus was responding earlier to something mentioned in Matthew 15:1-2

15 Then some Pharisees and teachers of the law came to Jesus from Jerusalem and asked, 2 “Why do your disciples break the tradition of the elders? They don’t wash their hands before they eat!”

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

i used to have to itchiest of bungholes until i bought a bidet.. haven't had to itch in over a year now and I'll never go back

[-] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 49 points 2 days ago

so his asshole is either dirty or he has hemorrhoids lol

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[-] regul@hexbear.net 45 points 2 days ago

Also like, how do you eat a hot dog, Charlie?

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago

With a fork and knife like the clown he is.

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I saw this absurd video from a content creator whose whole schtick was showing us plebs proper etiquette for the British aristocracy. In the video he shows us how to eat a banana with a knife and fork.

What is so pathetic about this video is that the guy is himself not a member of the aristocracy, and no matter how much he grovels and imitates, will never be one or be accepted by them. Also he's stupid enough to believe that anyone, even a member of the aristocracy, would eat an unpeeled banana with a knife and fork

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

I remember him getting upset and blocking someone on multiple accounts repeatedly asking him what the etiquette for jacking off was.

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

The obvious answer is with a knife and fork

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[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago

i just suck the whole thing down in one slurp

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

While making eye contact with your coworkers, as a power move

[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I wonder how charlie eats his dothogs and hamberders, or fried chicken.

[-] MizuTama@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

With his feet like a civilized man

[-] OhHiMarx@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 days ago

In Charlie's defense, he's a literal giant festering anus and it would be basically impossible for him to keep his hands clean (cuz they're perpetually poopy anus hands)

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

Fingers are just the forks of our hands anyways, western cutlery is dumb OH YOU DIDNT USE A FORK yeah fuck you Charlie

[-] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

ummm

So charlie-kirk just got shit on his hands all day?

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[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

Being kept up at night thinking about Mamdani scratching his anus is definitely something. Is this real?

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