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[-] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago

The hysteria, however, continues to this day. Around 80 percent of police officers surveyed believe you can overdose by touching fentanyl, according to three different studies.

data-laughing

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 year ago

80% of cops are idiots. The other 20% couldn't read.

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

20% shot the interviewer in a kinetic engagement

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

I figured it would be at least 40%.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

Ah, so the US is preparing to carry out some kind of wacky fentayl attack

[-] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Or saying "fentanyl" is a cheat code for more funding

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Or preparing to let someone else carry out a fentanyl attack on them

[-] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

For America, that dark day would go down as the greatest national tragedy since September 11, 2001. But for the folks living just at the periphery of the of fentanyl explosion, inhaling exactly the right dose for the perfect high without falling out? It was the happiest day of their lives.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

I'm so scared of fentanyl that I wear my dog's thunder jacket everywhere I go these days.

[-] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Why would the CIA do a fentanyl WMD attack?

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

The woke CIA is working with the ChiComs to create a sense of panic which Joe Brandon will use to ban all intoxicants, including beer and cigarettes. WAKE UP SHEEPLE

[-] Omegamint@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

fake news, lets go brandon is planning on banning only domestic pilsners and all ipas. Budweiser will be nationalized and will only sell grapefruit radlers and shandys.

[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, a very real thing that could definitely happen

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

is there any reason to read this?

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago
[-] Rom@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Every time you read this article a cop passes out

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago
[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago

Lmao people weren't overdosing like they are now when the heroin was actually heroin or the pill mills were in full swing.

Fentanyl is just endgame prohibition.

[-] Judge_Jury@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

We're going to bomb someone with fent, aren't we.

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Scattering flour across amerikkka so all the cops fall down and have fake seizures at once

[-] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

This is the way.

[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

I mean, it's not entirely baseless. Russian police did use aerosolized fentanyl to stop a terrorist hostage situation by getting everyone to basically get knocked out and then grab and narcan the hostages. Is drugs a useful weapon in any other scenario? Not at all. Is this just paranoia? Obviously.

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

this sounds like the premise to a funny film of a mass of people getting high & weird, not much else. surely its much cheaper to burn/explode a room full of people than aerosolizing a drug and running through an AC or something

[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago
[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

that was a horrible bit of "policing" but it makes way more sense than terrorists executing their attack with fent i mean. both killing and hostage taking are much simpler without involving aersolized drugs

[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah, I'm just saying that it is an actual thing that can be done, and was done, by a state that amerikkka hates.

[-] Omegamint@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Finally a wmd that will specifically target and eliminate all cops. Inshallah

[-] ghost_of_faso2@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 year ago

I am going to carry out a banana WMD attack on the united states, I will DDOS the streets with banana peels

not one unslipped officer

[-] drhead@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago
[-] cosecantphi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Here it fucking is. Time to get the fentanyl reagent tests out to maul people in possession of laced Heroin with terrorism charges.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

people aren't giving your kids free drugs on halloween and they aren't going to give you free drugs on 9/11

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Sounds fun as hell

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