American here, I have no problem with them. There was a roundabout nearby in my city. When they unleashed it, the first driver brave enough to traverse it swerved off the road and died on the spot. It caused such a scene that the next 3 cars watching entered the wrong way and started to pile up. More cars piled up over the coming weeks, it couldn't be taped off because the city service workers were unfortunately not Europeans and also could not traverse the labyrinth, they too piled up and died of starvation. Eventually it collapsed into a singularity under its growing weight (Americans are fat, so it was over the Chandrasekhar limit), cars add into the eternal swirl each day and emanate slowly as Hawking radiation. It's quite beautiful to see.

You can pick up a coffee mug with a $9.99 price tag, then be asked to pay $10.74 at the register. The German mind cannot comprehend this

Mr bean, is that you?

do germans move their cars like the flintstones or how do they manage to have fuel/battery for 74hrs?

As an American, I can ride my mobility scooter for 74 hours and still be in Walmart. Comprend that.

You’ve never heard of NASCAR. We are good at turning left for hours on end.

1. If you overshoot your destination, do you have to drive another 74 hours to get back to it?

2. If you turn around (going against the circle), does it go up in time?

3. Why did it stop at 74? Why not infinity or 99? I can plot 79 hours from Key West Florida to Anchorage Alaska

What a neat bug.

Can easily do this around the Arc of Triumph

You can fit 74 Germanys inside a Texas roundabout. The European mind cannot comprehend this.

Don't even have any nice landmarks on the drive, like Big Ben.

They've started using traffic circles in my state. They work sooo much better than traffic lights at intersections.

Uh, you know we have roundabouts in the US too, right?