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[-] Guthix@midwest.social 12 points 4 weeks ago

Not a bad way to gather some security question answers I guess

[-] tyler@programming.dev 10 points 4 weeks ago

To anyone reading this, generate a password for your security answer and stick it in your password manager. It’s safer than trying to remember a fake security answer and much safer than using a real security answer.

[-] medgremlin@midwest.social 2 points 4 weeks ago

I just use nonsense answers or answers that make absolutely no sense to anyone else. (Inside jokes and the like)

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 weeks ago

i did that until i needed to recover an account years later and didn't remember the inside jokes

[-] darkangelazuarl@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

[Redacted security question answer]

[-] eugene171@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

The Honda Security Question Scraper

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 points 4 weeks ago

Car

I know nothing about cars

[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Mine was definitely a car too

[-] darkmogool@feddit.org 3 points 4 weeks ago

2011 VW Golf R

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago
[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Was a fun one to drive

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Good news! It was a Dacia Sandero!

[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago
[-] realitista@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

PIece of shit

[-] essell@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

What else would you like to know?

Mother's maiden name? First pet's name?

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 3 weeks ago

A Ford Fiesta, if I remember rightly.

Fun fact, my grandfather never took a driving test since he got his license back in the days when all you needed to do was hand over five shillings.

[-] keen@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago
[-] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

A Buick Roadmaster Estate Master...thing cornered like an ocean liner... floor it and like in fifteen minutes we'd be doing 60 mph. Every ten minutes we'd have to get out and pledge the sides... because of the 'wooden' sides.

[-] dukatos@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 weeks ago

F.A.P. 1314 truck 6 years older than me.

[-] louloukoutsis@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Daihatsu Sirion, the 2005 model

[-] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 1 points 3 weeks ago

VW Passat (2005 I think)

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I passed in 2007 with a VW Polo ❤️

At the moment, my learners are passing in a 2015 VW Scirocco 😎

[-] Million@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

Scirocco looking kinda fly ngl

[-] benni@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Some Audi, it was quite nice and new and the instructor would pet it and whisper to it every time I stalled the engine during lessons.

[-] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago
[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

I had a Daewoo VCR.

The 90's were wild, lol

[-] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Greetings fellow kid

[-] Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

'99 Renault Megane scenic 1.9D (manual)

it was dangerously slow. And I failed my first test because of it. I was supposed to merge in front of a truck, but i simply couldn't get up to speed in the space i had. The exam lady refused to believe me that it couldn't.

[-] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

2011-ish Mazda 3

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Imaginary. I've never taken a driver's test or had a driver's license.

I am, however, fully instrument-rated on my local urban mass transit.

[-] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Which mass transit vehicle did you pass your test in? How did parallel parking go?

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I had to sit in an empty seat between two strangers on a New York City E train. It went fine because I remembered to take my backpack off beforehand and put it in my lap.

[-] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 weeks ago

Kia Pride. First generation. Falling apart, basically a soda can with wheels. Clutch so atrocious that I basically had to relearn how to drive during those fifteen minutes. Allegedly someone I knew got one that didn’t even have a gas pedal, just a relatively high idle.

Only the finest public property here in Lebanon.

[-] hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago

'96 Saturn Wagon in red. Mom bought it after a car accident left her unable to drive a manual transmission for a year when I was a freshman. She made me learn to drive in it, then as soon as I passed my test she brought herself a brand new Honda CRV with manual transmission and gave me the Saturn. I drove it until I finished graduate school in 06, I gave the Saturn back and she gave me $15k to buy a new car of my choice as a graduation present. My new husband and I chose a Ford Focus wagon, manual transmission, which we drove happily until it's final demise in 2023. Mom sold the Saturn to a friend in the next state of over for a few grand but she drove the poor thing into a flooded road and killed it less than a year later.

[-] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

I used to have a little Saturn stick shift. It was the best car I ever had. Hated to see them go out of business.

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