Times have been dumb as hell and decades are happening each day. So let's all look back on Biden for a bit. Cause that guy was hilarious. Remember when his dogs went Maoist insurgent mode on multiple occasions?
'No offense to the Greeks, but she made the best rice pudding.' Is my personal fave.
That reminds me of the one I wish were real, "America can be defined in a single word: afututuflalbala"
That one is real? That was the "in the foothills of afghanistan" clip, was that actually Ai and I got got? But it was years ago...
He really had a way with words
"I kinda wish sometimes I was cognitively impaired"
There's too many to list honestly. Some of my favorites:
"At least three." When asked how many genders exist.
This is honestly one of the better answers a senile 80-year-old could give to that question.
It's genuinely funny so he was almost definitely coached to answer that
At least three." When asked how many genders exist.
"Don't play games with me, kid."
The question came from a TPUSA kid trying to play games with him too. One of the only good moments of his entire career.
Legitimately the best answer. Obviously only by accident but that was genuinely the best possible answer. I hate the dude but gotta give him props for that.
"Osama bin Laden is dead. General Motors is alive."
Biden watched the Dune miniseries I see
"Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids"
omg that is insane you won this thread, he literaly hesitated and realized it too.
"poor kids are just as bright as white kids"
woman claps
"shoot I meant asian kids too"
two more people clap
As a YT comment that was funny.
Ohhh great one!
Walking off the stage mid sentence is not a quote, but my god is it a Bidenism
And, by the way—
Look, we finally beat Medicare.
Biden is an Oracle of Delphi. We were not ready for the Malarkey..
"We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women created by — you know, you know, the thing."
🥲
This is by far my favorite because it spawned a meme in my close friend group chat that we still reference today. We will regularly reaffirm our allegiance to The Thing.
"I got hairy legs that-that-that uh turn blonde in the sun and the kids used to come into the pool and rub my leg down so that it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again. They'd look at it. So I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap, and I've loved kids jumping on my lap."
https://youtu.be/oihV9yrZRHg (Starting at 6:40ish)
corn pop was a bad dude
It's still crazy to me that cornpop was real.
That whole clip is full of bangers.
"I'll never forget what he said, I learned a lot, and I mean - I mean it sincerly. He looked at me and said 'One honkey is just as bad as any other, I'll take whoever you send me'"
We bring social workers into homes and parents to help them deal with how to raise their children. It's not want they don't want to help. They don't — they don't know quite what to do. Play the radio, make sure the television — excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night, the, the — make sure that kids hear words.
Also Biden said this in response to a question about reparations for slavery
He also seemed to imply that underfunded public schools in majority black areas is the fault of the parents and should be solved by social workers going into their homes, telling them how to raise kids, and keeping the record player on at night
Nothing will fundamentally change
"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: I was in the foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping"
This is the most charitable transcript of the speech and it's still bad lmao
It was posted elsewhere in the thread but here it is
Let me close with I've long said: America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: Eysafut-himuhfutifut
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: Afhnfghthatn
"The truth and genius and virtue of Strom Thurmond is what I choose and we all choose to remember today."
When told by a constituent that he's too old to run for president:
“Look, the reason I’m running is because I’ve been around a long time and I know more than most people know and I can get things done. That’s why I’m running. You want to check my shape, let’s do push-ups together. Let’s run. Let’s do whatever you want to do.”
'Listen Fat!' Also came from thar exchange.
the outburst that gave us this
Wait has he died or something
Tomorrow
Oh sick. I'm hyped
Hairy legs
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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