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[-] robocall@lemmy.world 66 points 2 years ago

I guess cry profusely after sex because I never get any

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Same

Option may as well have been "lose an eyelash every time you get elected president of Uzbekistan"

[-] Mandarbmax@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago
[-] smotherlove@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit.

[-] TheWanderer@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Same! Virgins ASSEMBLE 💪

😭

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 2 years ago

... at a brothel

[-] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 44 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Green

I can handle being the weird dude that takes super loud shits in public bathrooms. That'll just make people leave me alone.
I can't handle making my girlfriend feel like shit every time we're intimate. That would be debilitating to our relationship.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'd take *red, easy. I'd just explain that it's just a thing that happens once and I'd be set.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 years ago

also like.. many people already live with it lmao

the absolute state of people's digestive health

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Whoops I meant red. I'd explain the crying thing to my wife once and be done with it.

[-] ratz30@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Green will quickly result in having no girlfriend though, unless you come up with some scheme to allow you to never poop in the same building as her.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Or you explain it

[-] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

I don't mind a bit of construction work. Wouldn't be hard to tear down the drywall in the bathroom and pack the stud walls with Rockwool soundproofing insulation. And also swap the door out for a double-thickness solid core sound-deadening door with a sealing sweep. That's like a couple weekend's worth of work max.

Also she is an absolute saint and would probably be fine dealing with it to stay with me.

[-] Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 2 years ago

So seither i embaress myself everytime i shit or nothing happens?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Embarrass? Dominate your dook dome. Yell with a nice, themly yell that says to everyone "that's a shit that's gonna take at least one flush"

[-] FUCKRedditMods@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago
[-] vivadanang@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

that's my superpower.

[-] abracaDavid@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

I already scream when I poop. It's not that big of a deal.

[-] Pistcow@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

Wife in the other room: Are you ok!?

Me: Just prayin'

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 years ago

ooAAAAAAAAAAA we're halfway there

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

livin on a prayer

[-] ThatOneDudeFromOhio@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Poop scream would be fun.

[-] Mr3Sepz@feddit.de 14 points 2 years ago

Green.

There are ways to dampen and quiet down the screaming.
Since you probably always poop alone, you can use external tools and no one will know.

So green can with experimenting and time lead to almost no side effects.

[-] chaotic_disorganizer@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago

Red

Added bonus: I'll never cry.

[-] Obonga@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

Sometimes i wonder whether people are just joking or if there are really so many sex starved people out there.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago

There's a lot of us. Extreme shyness and such. Doesn't matter how cute and handsome you are, if you're too chickenshit to go talk to the girl smiling at you from across the bar. It's also difficult to know if she's really into you, she could just be Canadian. :D And then you have all the incels whom I really don't understand. But they have a whole subreddit, if you wanna go take a dip in the cesspool.

[-] Anomalous_Llama@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

The absolute state of the people in this thread

[-] MooseBoys@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Wait, you’re telling me poop screams aren’t normal?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

That's just Tuesday for my cat

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

I don't remember clicking those both buttons at the same time ... :|

[-] FlickeringScreens@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

What if I already do this?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 6 points 2 years ago
[-] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Happy feast of Winter Veil!

[-] thefloweracidic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Lol crying during sex can be cathartic

[-] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

So I only need to do one of these anymore? Thats improvement

[-] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago
[-] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
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