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[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 76 points 1 week ago

His sons arw going to bury him in a resort or something and charge people to visit him.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 59 points 1 week ago

Shit embalm him like Lenin and put him on display in a gilded hall at mar-a-lago and have it be mecca for the chuds.

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 43 points 1 week ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

Imagine the tailgate parties for the chuds on haj

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Please don't be disrespectful. Chuds already have mecca and it's called applebees

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

Twerking cowboy commercial during an adbreak in WWIII

[-] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And a little bit of chicken fried

cold beer on a friday night

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

and get a tax return*

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[-] Rom@hexbear.net 66 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Dude is waging another illegal war, murdering schoolchildren, killing and kidnapping world leaders, doing an ethnic cleansing domestically, all while the whole Epstein thing goes unaddressed, and this is what the Dems shit out in response?

[-] Lurkmore@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Born losers.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 61 points 1 week ago

BOOM

MEANINGINGLESS PABLUM

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

We did nothing to hold him meaningfully accountable during his life, but we're going to snub the hell out of his corpse.

[-] fox@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

That's right, he's going to a normal graveyard instead of our special soldier graveyard. Immediately after his five hundred million dollar state funeral

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

There's a Nazi buried in there. I mean, a lot of them are nazis, but I'm talking about that one nazi who was in the Waffen SS

[-] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

That really narrows it down.

[-] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

"hey could u like do one single positive thing to benefit my life?"

DRUMF IS FINISHED AFTER WE STOPPED HIM FROM ORDERING ON DOORDASH SUBSCRIBE NOW FOR 9.99 MONTH

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

Is the BOOM the sound of him being shot and that's why they're discussing his grave

Because if not who fucking cares

[-] wombat@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

we may have to start making excuses for the lack of terror

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

I assumed this was fake, but no, Democrats really are that feckless:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-buried-arlington-cemetery/

In late January 2021, a number of Democrats brought forward the “No Glory for Hate Act” in the U.S. House of Representatives, a bill that seeks to impose restrictions on certain former presidents. Proposed ahead of the second impeachment of President Donald Trump after he provoked a mob into attacking the U.S. Capitol, the bill aims to prohibit burials in Arlington National Cemetery of former presidents who had been twice impeached.

Snopes readers specifically interpreted this bill as one that sought to prohibit Trump from being buried at Arlington National Cemetery in Arlington, Virginia, at the time of his death. We read the text of the bill, and learned that while Trump is not mentioned there by name, the bill presently only applies to him.In late January 2021, a number of Democrats brought forward the "No Glory for Hate Act" in the U.S. House of Representatives, a bill that seeks to impose restrictions on certain former presidents. Proposed ahead of the second impeachment of President Donald Trump after he provoked a mob into attacking the U.S. Capitol, the bill aims to prohibit burials in Arlington National Cemetery of former presidents who had been twice impeached.

Snopes readers specifically interpreted this bill as one that sought to prohibit Trump from being buried at Arlington National Cemetery in Arlington, Virginia, at the time of his death. We read the text of the bill, and learned that while Trump is not mentioned there by name, the bill presently only applies to him.

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

Blonpf has been fricking owned!!!!!!!! Thank u Democrats!!!! Sending my whole paycheck to Hillary Clinton rn!!!

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 18 points 1 week ago

Citizens United and its consequences have been a disaster for Amerikkkans

[-] fannin@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

You think this shit really started with citizens united? idealism is a hell of a drug..

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 9 points 1 week ago

No, but it would sure fucken help if bribery wasn't legal lol

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

Legality only matters for poor people. CU just put it in writing

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 7 points 1 week ago

Considering political bribes exploded after that ruling, it at least used to matter. Othereise they wouldn't have bothered to instantiate it in the first place.

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[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

i mean, bury him wherever he wants. who cares. just hurry up, bc the guy with the backhoe probably has stuff to so.

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

I'd like to see ol' Donny wriggle his way out of this jam!

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

The imaginary figment of him still ends up wriggling his way out easily even in the Dems' most vengeful fantasies

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

I wonder what cute acronym they gave it

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Probably TACO or some dumb shit, knowing them

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Well, I'd like to see ol Donny Trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam!

[-] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

At this rate he's gonna be the first American to master Juche Necromancy as he wriggles his way right out of the casket.

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Anything and everything to avoid constraining his ability to wage war.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Trump just announced "whelp guess im fuckin pwned good sir. peace out."

Now begins the Warlord Era.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Wanna hear a joke? Healthcare pls.

[-] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago
[-] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Ok, and then what else did you do?

[-] casskaydee@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Satire is dead

Just build a public toilet on top of his grave in Arlington.

[-] ColombianLenin@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago
[-] 10TH_OF_SEPTEMBER_CALL@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

shove him in a dumpster. The sooner the better

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