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[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 77 points 2 weeks ago

His sons arw going to bury him in a resort or something and charge people to visit him.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 59 points 2 weeks ago

Shit embalm him like Lenin and put him on display in a gilded hall at mar-a-lago and have it be mecca for the chuds.

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 43 points 2 weeks ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine the tailgate parties for the chuds on haj

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

Please don't be disrespectful. Chuds already have mecca and it's called applebees

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

Twerking cowboy commercial during an adbreak in WWIII

[-] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

And a little bit of chicken fried

cold beer on a friday night

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

and get a tax return*

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[-] Rom@hexbear.net 67 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Dude is waging another illegal war, murdering schoolchildren, killing and kidnapping world leaders, doing an ethnic cleansing domestically, all while the whole Epstein thing goes unaddressed, and this is what the Dems shit out in response?

[-] Lurkmore@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

Born losers.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 61 points 2 weeks ago

BOOM

MEANINGINGLESS PABLUM

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago

We did nothing to hold him meaningfully accountable during his life, but we're going to snub the hell out of his corpse.

[-] fox@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

That's right, he's going to a normal graveyard instead of our special soldier graveyard. Immediately after his five hundred million dollar state funeral

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

There's a Nazi buried in there. I mean, a lot of them are nazis, but I'm talking about that one nazi who was in the Waffen SS

[-] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago

That really narrows it down.

[-] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago

"hey could u like do one single positive thing to benefit my life?"

DRUMF IS FINISHED AFTER WE STOPPED HIM FROM ORDERING ON DOORDASH SUBSCRIBE NOW FOR 9.99 MONTH

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

Is the BOOM the sound of him being shot and that's why they're discussing his grave

Because if not who fucking cares

[-] wombat@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

we may have to start making excuses for the lack of terror

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

I assumed this was fake, but no, Democrats really are that feckless:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-buried-arlington-cemetery/

In late January 2021, a number of Democrats brought forward the “No Glory for Hate Act” in the U.S. House of Representatives, a bill that seeks to impose restrictions on certain former presidents. Proposed ahead of the second impeachment of President Donald Trump after he provoked a mob into attacking the U.S. Capitol, the bill aims to prohibit burials in Arlington National Cemetery of former presidents who had been twice impeached.

Snopes readers specifically interpreted this bill as one that sought to prohibit Trump from being buried at Arlington National Cemetery in Arlington, Virginia, at the time of his death. We read the text of the bill, and learned that while Trump is not mentioned there by name, the bill presently only applies to him.In late January 2021, a number of Democrats brought forward the "No Glory for Hate Act" in the U.S. House of Representatives, a bill that seeks to impose restrictions on certain former presidents. Proposed ahead of the second impeachment of President Donald Trump after he provoked a mob into attacking the U.S. Capitol, the bill aims to prohibit burials in Arlington National Cemetery of former presidents who had been twice impeached.

Snopes readers specifically interpreted this bill as one that sought to prohibit Trump from being buried at Arlington National Cemetery in Arlington, Virginia, at the time of his death. We read the text of the bill, and learned that while Trump is not mentioned there by name, the bill presently only applies to him.

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

I'd like to see ol' Donny wriggle his way out of this jam!

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

The imaginary figment of him still ends up wriggling his way out easily even in the Dems' most vengeful fantasies

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 19 points 2 weeks ago

Citizens United and its consequences have been a disaster for Amerikkkans

[-] fannin@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

You think this shit really started with citizens united? idealism is a hell of a drug..

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 10 points 2 weeks ago

No, but it would sure fucken help if bribery wasn't legal lol

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago

Legality only matters for poor people. CU just put it in writing

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 8 points 2 weeks ago

Considering political bribes exploded after that ruling, it at least used to matter. Othereise they wouldn't have bothered to instantiate it in the first place.

[-] fannin@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Bribes you actually know about exploded. If you want bribery to be illegal you have to eliminate capitalism.

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[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

Blonpf has been fricking owned!!!!!!!! Thank u Democrats!!!! Sending my whole paycheck to Hillary Clinton rn!!!

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

i mean, bury him wherever he wants. who cares. just hurry up, bc the guy with the backhoe probably has stuff to so.

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

Well, I'd like to see ol Donny Trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam!

[-] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

At this rate he's gonna be the first American to master Juche Necromancy as he wriggles his way right out of the casket.

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Anything and everything to avoid constraining his ability to wage war.

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder what cute acronym they gave it

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Probably TACO or some dumb shit, knowing them

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

Trump just announced "whelp guess im fuckin pwned good sir. peace out."

Now begins the Warlord Era.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Wanna hear a joke? Healthcare pls.

[-] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago
[-] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Just build a public toilet on top of his grave in Arlington.

[-] casskaydee@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Satire is dead

[-] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Ok, and then what else did you do?

[-] 10TH_OF_SEPTEMBER_CALL@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

shove him in a dumpster. The sooner the better

[-] BattleshipPokemon@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

There's no way he doesn't just bury himself on another of his golf courses

[-] ColombianLenin@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

I don't care where but do it sooner rather than later

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