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[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 years ago

As a German I can confirm Towels dipped in mayonnaise. Those tiny towels for just washing your hands are the best!

Do you ever use other condiments, or is the mayonnaise central to the dish?

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 29 points 2 years ago

Without mayonnaise it would be a completely different dish.

[-] kubica@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago

If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike.

[-] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
  • nods knowingly in town *
[-] froh42@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Mayonäs am Handtuch is fürd Preissn, a Gscheida zuzlt sei Handtüchl mit am siassm Sempf.

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[-] DefyTheLegends@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Mein Gott, jetzt habe ich Hunger auf enorme Badehandtücher mit Mayonnaise. Vielen Dank auch.

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

Und zum Mittag gibt es die alten Badehandtücher mit welchen wir unsere Liegen reservieren.

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[-] battleshack@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 years ago

It's an aquired taste.

Also it doesn't have to be from enemies.

Some prefer grovbrød with brunost.

[-] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 7 points 2 years ago

Or beinost. Requires the rare Bjørklund beinehøvel though.

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[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 28 points 2 years ago

El Niño has destroyed most of the Ford Focus reserve, leaving the Peruvian people to subsist on Chevrolet Aveo and Fiat Punto.

[-] Yerbouti@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 years ago

I was told americans parents usually put a few bullets under their kid's eggs, so that they get use to it.

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago

The key is to start with small caliber and work up.

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[-] Plagiatus@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

As a German I can say it's quite accurate, though I'd expect most Germans to prefer Remoulade over Mayonnaise.

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[-] SternburgExport@feddit.de 18 points 2 years ago

No. That's not a 98 Focus,

[-] carbonprop@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Canada..Maple syrup over a plate of SORRY!

[-] sour@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago
[-] Yerbouti@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

French Canadian here, according to the rest of Canada I have cigarettes and baguettes for breakfast but I can't confirm since I'm always drunk, high and intolerant.

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[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 years ago

finland breakfast, blörö:
1 cup coffee, 1 shot vodka, 1 cigarette

[-] QuinceDaPence@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago

I'd expect the crushed up bones of their enemies to be more of a Finnish thing. Which is also why I'm glad they're on our side.

[-] n3cr0@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

This is not accurate at all. Germans don't need breakfast. And now get back to work!

[-] ExLisper@linux.community 10 points 2 years ago

Fun fact: in Spain we eat dinner for breakfast and breakfast for lunch.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 years ago

In Germany they also have breakfast for dinner (Abendbrot, literally evening bread).

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

You guys invented tapas. You have no idea what to eat or when.

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[-] Steve@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago
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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 2 years ago

I suspect brazilian breakfast would be a spoonful of "lost ammo" (balas perdidas)

[-] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I thought mercians just ate bucketloads of hamburger meat

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

So I mean it's not just for dinner

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Offensive.

Sometimes we eat giant steaks instead.

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[-] Master@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

As an american my favorite hamburger helper is the "oops, all hamburger!"

[-] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Mmmm hamburger

[-] Skanky@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

American here. Can confirm that Germans have towels dipped in mayonnaise for breakfast

[-] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Germany should be beer and clowns.

[-] ReCursing@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

Nonsense. I don't eat beans for breakfast!

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

Are you sure about that, mate?

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 7 points 2 years ago

Oi! Where's your inquiring loicence?

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Oi mate! I'm sorry!

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[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

As an American this list look pretty accurate to me

[-] atocci@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

Yummy yummy car

[-] bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club 7 points 2 years ago

Wow i am missing out on some great breakfast

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[-] Feredir@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago
[-] Micromot@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ich han in den fokus gekaggert😎

[-] Octopus1348@thelemmy.club 5 points 2 years ago

Britian should be beans on toast.

[-] rynzcycle@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago

Look at Mr/Ms Moneybags here, able to afford toast AND beans. With the current inflation, most of us are just eating sadness for breakfast.

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 10 points 2 years ago

The lack of toast is the sadness

[-] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 4 points 2 years ago

That's tea FFS, who has that kind of money to spend on breakfast. It's reconstituted pork sausages and blood pudding for breakfast.

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