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If you go partying tonight, keep an eye out for total Chinese invasion (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago by happybadger@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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This is the exact time I would invade. Whatever country you're in, expect it to happen at midnight when everyone is kissing each other. Expect overwhelming force from land/sea/air.

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[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Reminder that anyone who tells you to go outside and kiss someone is likely a fed. They want you unable to defend yourself against the communist forces.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

Since I'm a tankie I will loudly announce my undying loyalty to the CPC and pick up an AK and join them.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

That's my biggest fear. Once it starts who knows how many sleeper agents there are. Millions maybe. I'll be too busy kissing to notice them taking off their masks.

[-] buh@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

But if they do it right at midnight the chinese soldiers will be kissing each other as they parachute in 😳

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

That's why I know it's going to happen. Chinese New Year is on 10 February. They have no reason to kiss each other tonight.

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

sicko-wistful

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

they-were-comrades

[-] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

xi-plz

[-] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

you people get kissed on New Years? crazy

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Say no-copyright to boykisser !

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I will greet them as liberators

[-] Freeanotherday@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

inshallah

this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2023
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