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2 months ago I was getting hype because bunkers and tunnels were making a popular comeback thanks to Hamas and the Hasidic bros in Brooklyn were digging a tunnel for their messiah. Now? Nothing. No more tunnel discourse. What happened?

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[-] companero@hexbear.net 49 points 8 months ago

What about the Hyperloop flesh-melting slime thing

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 34 points 8 months ago

Oh shit, the monkey paw curls.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

oh my god

Boring Company's scarce output...has also come with a massive buildup of waste, the consistency of a milkshake, that's said to burn the skin of anyone who comes in contact with it.

...the chemical sludge was filled not only with the commonplace byproducts of sand, silt, and water, but also accelerants used to set the grout to build the tunnels. As the sludge built up, so too did its associated safety risks — and as the workers told Nevada's Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA), people getting burned by the sludge was an almost routine occurrence.

...some workers were scarred permanently from their accelerant burns.

Beyond burning people on the regular, the sludge literally gummed up the works in other dangerous ways as well — though apparently, nobody's been killed yet.

As Boring employees told OSHA, for instance, an intern almost got crushed by some two-ton concrete bins last summer when they collapsed because its metal brackets had become overloaded with the stuff.

The agency ultimately fined Boring more than $112,000 over eight violations it deemed "serious."

Rich people never suffer actual consequences in America unless they fuck over other rich people

[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 33 points 8 months ago

All the tunnel fans went underground

[-] bubbalu@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

incredible post!

[-] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago

Everyone has the collective attention span of a red-throated English Swallow these days

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 30 points 8 months ago

Not me. I will never abandon my tunnels.

[-] LaForgeRayBans@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago

I remember chuds freaking over there being a poop stained mattress in the tunnel.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

Obviously proves they were used by le nefarious jewish sex traffickers trafficking children.

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

I think Brace's theory was they was just getting drunk AF down there and crashed on the mattress

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago

Been too busy digging to talk about it.

[-] Vampire@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago

Ha ha ha omg I completely forgot!

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 23 points 8 months ago

There's some YouTubers with tunnels that I used to watch. Truly they are the vanguard.

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago

Colin Furze is still digging

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

Safety ties are hamas confirmed

[-] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

I was GONNA put buttresses in!

[-] eight@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 36 points 8 months ago

Looks a little something like this.

[-] jwsmrz@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

thats a pretty nice tunnel

[-] DinosaurThussy@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

That really is. Shows a lot of craftsmanship.

[-] Pavlichenko_Fan_Club@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago
[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

It's pretty hot in Palestine makes sense

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago

You post that like it's a hamas tunnel but I don't see speakers playing the call to prayer 24 hours a day

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago

I never forgot

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago

Tunnel collapse took out the discourse

[-] DinosaurThussy@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

Don’t forget the woman who just started digging under her house on TikTok and it was a complete shitshow

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

oooooooohhhh, I didn't hear about this one!! please tell me more

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

Tunnels are still based and hamas-red-triangle pilled

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

We should make a tunnel.

[-] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

keep digging and you'll find the answers you seek

[-] Deadend@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago
[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

Did everyone forget about tunnels

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[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

There was that musk tunnel thing, with it seeping dangerous goo. That's the best we have.

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

Uhmm, excuse you, it's called a hyperloop and it's different!

[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago
[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

When we're done with Sailor Moon we should really watch Gurren Lagann on anime night

We can dig our way to communism

[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

I never forget about tunnels

[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago
[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

hexbear needs to become the first underground web forum. i propose we begin in our yards, public parks, and local empty lots and connect to each other, forming a vast walkable network. i believe we already have the user density to cover North and South America, as well as much of Western Europe. if someone wants to DM we can swap maps, geological survey data, and coordinates for a link up.

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

the end goal, of course, is once everyone is in The Tunnel Web, we can shut down hexbear.net and communicate via a system of morse code knocking, birdcalls, and minecart rails

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

There's always been tunnel discourse.

Edit: better image

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Higher quality that you can actually read:

[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

the song about tunnels on Jeff Wayne's musical war of the worlds is my least favourite, I am glad to move on.

Bunkers on the other hand...

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

Ew is this the terrible remix remaster he did in like the 90s?

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[-] silent_water@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

what's tunnel girl up to? I haven't checked in on her.

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