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Hook up with a fed today!™ (hexbear.net)

submitted 5 months ago by InevitableSwing@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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https://leftyapp.com/

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[-] LGOrcStreetSamurai@hexbear.net 107 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago

Finding me attractive is liberalism

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

Dating me is bourgeois decadence

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[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 87 points 5 months ago

Once again proposing my idea for a dating app called Cringe where you can filter by red flags you're willing to roll with

[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 86 points 5 months ago

Normal dating apps totally have this function you just put something like “Eat the rich” in your bio and that eliminates most of the chuds

[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 79 points 5 months ago

oh god i can already feel the radlib energy dripping off of that userbase

[-] Moss@hexbear.net 74 points 5 months ago

Oh awesome! They finally made an app for guys who join the DSA to pick up girls

[-] archomrade@midwest.social 60 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I saw a flyer on a light post yesterday that said "Are YOU a communist?!? Go to wwwdotsocialistrevolution.com and join today!" and I immediately thought, "wow feds are getting agro"

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago

I saw a flyer on a light post yesterday that said "Are YOU a communist?!?

I saw those in New York and had to spend a minute trying to figure out if they were Avakianist cultists, trots, or CPUSA libs since they all decided to go with the same dumb recruiting blurb

[-] ComradeSpahija@lemmygrad.ml 32 points 5 months ago

I saw some with that wording in Germany last summer, they were from the IMT, so trots in that case...

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 31 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yeah IMT rebranded to "Revolutionary Communists of America". My tiktok won't stop spamming me with them.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago

Is their logo a puppy staring into an old timey phonograph?

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

It's this group: https://socialistrevolution.org/

Every single god damn tiktok I get is about buying their newspaper.

[-] JayTwo@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

They still sell newspapers because Lenin said that running a newspaper is important.
If blogs are better overall then why didn't he mention them back a century ago, huh?

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

Hexbear is a modern newspaper.

[-] JayTwo@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

I'd pay five dollars for a printed copy of the infamous indoor cat struggle session.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

I call it "The struggle session"

[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

Imagine buying a newspaper in 2024 😅

[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

And? Have you supported the cause by paying to read their revolutionary essays?

[-] ComradeSpahija@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 5 months ago

~~I think you're confusing RCA and HMV~~

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[-] JayTwo@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Just you wait until a member of the ~~IMT~~ RCA walks onto your subway train trying to ~~proselytize~~ agitate.

[-] JayTwo@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

Inb4 someone replies with "well how do you agitate?" Not by taking pointers from the goddamn Jehovah's Witnesses at least.

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[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 55 points 5 months ago

You ever reflexively mention Joe Brandon in front of someone who's lefty but not internet poisoned and they look at you confused? Well, now you can do that every day! Sign up today

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 41 points 5 months ago

"I'm Joe Brandon and I approve this message."

"Mr. President - you refered to yourself as Joe Brandon."

"No, I didn't. And if I did - it's because of the teleprompter."

"There is no teleprompter."

"I know that. I was testing everybody!"

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 54 points 5 months ago

The logo is a joke that kangaroos are lefties, but is also a joke that inside the kangaroo there is a federal informant.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Whinnie the Pooh Spinoff: The adventures of Detectives Kanga and Roo.

[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

I assumed:

[-] davel@hexbear.net 53 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I catfish as lefty on this dating app. On the internet no one knows you’re right-handed.

[-] ThisMachinePostsHog@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

Stop appropriating my culture, poser.

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 52 points 5 months ago

I feel like this is gonna meet the same fate as conservative dating apps where it's only straight dudes everywhere

[-] porcupine@lemmygrad.ml 30 points 5 months ago

...isn't that every dating app generally?

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

At least in my area, hinge and bumble are pretty good for meeting people as a cis straight male. Being one of the few non chuds in my "red" California town probably helps me a lot.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

Damn, this bi-dude is sad now.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 51 points 5 months ago

I'm still waiting for a dating app for people that play old dead mmorpgs.

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 47 points 5 months ago

Isn't the dating app for people that play old dead MMORPGs...old dead MMORPGs?

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 44 points 5 months ago

buying gf 20k

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Inflation is up 100% in Joe Brandon's ~~America~~ Gilenor

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

want to trade love and affection for sword of smiting +2

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

OldDeadMmorpgsHookUp.app doesn't exist?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

hexbear is going to have to make it themselves.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

Now there was a time
When they used to say
That behind every dead mmorpg
There had to be a new mmorpg
But in these times of change
You know that it's no longer true
So we're going out and touching grass
'Cause there's something we forgot to say to you (we say)

Hexbears are doing it for themselves

Music

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[-] ThisMachinePostsHog@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

I got into City of Heroes for a minute when I found out about the Homecoming server. I never got the chance to play it when it was active, so it was cool messing around on there.

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[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 42 points 5 months ago

fedposting I yearn to be free.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 36 points 5 months ago

Who needs they fedussy ate?

[-] VernetheJules@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

fedposting

omg me

[-] SpanishSpaceAgency@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

I mean at this point....

[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago

How 'work from home' culture is disrupting the SpyCop rapist community

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Hi anon, my boyfriend, my handler, and my handler's boyfriend all think your thoughts about leninism are really hot.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

Please send nudes if you love Marx. fedposting

[-] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

shout out to the creeps who used to use hexbear as a dating app and were repeatedly banned for dm harassment of basically every [she/her] user on the site (me included)

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