Aw shucks, can"t believe China is an islamic terror state on top of being deeply antisemitism and totalitarian.
Please buy a tesla if you agree.
an islamic terror state that is currently genociding muslims (whom we definitely care about!!!!)
an islamic terror state that is currently genociding muslims
I mean this is a perfect description of Saudi Arabia
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Last I heard he's still recovering in the burn ward after his debate with Finkelstein.
His nightmares, a vision of 
His ears ringing every night, "MISTER DIVORCELLI"
It would be kinda funny if he arrives in Beijing, spends like 2 days there and abandons liberalism and fully embraces socialism with Chinese characteristics.
I don't really care if Mr Divorcelli gets a redemption arc, but would be funny.
I am in awe of the Chinese diplomatic corps' talent for finding ways to completely piss off the US government but that the US has to grit its teeth and accept.
thank you for not calling the Fatah representative a "compradork". I know that took restraint.
My favorite take on this development:
Not because I agree with it, but because how absurd that a guy with that name is saying it.
China with no credibility beats the West with negative credibility apparently.
Palestinians: "What credibility do you have?"
China: "Uhhh... I'm not the other guy."
Palestinians: "Okay, checks out. When shall we meet?"
democrats: "why doesn't that work for us?"
Cause they are the other guy
i meant in 
elections
"The United States is also a one-party state but, with typical American extravagance, they have two of them."
but did julius consider there might be a dang cheeto in the whitehouse?
Cause they are the other guy
here's what Herr Doktor WAR has to say about geopolitics:
its him!
The plastic Dr. War probably has more sensible takes on geopolitics than the twitter guy.
Herr Doktor War is displeased by your peace negotiations
He's right that it's easy to fill a void left by western nations (but mostly America) being so phenomenally shit. Hopefully this works out the way the China-lead Iran-Saudi Arabia talks did - all China needs to do is be a fair arbiter and they'll have all the credibility they could possibly ask for.
Western skill issue. I would simply not give unlimited military and political support to a genocidal apartheid state.
China: treats non-Western nations like rational human beings
Western nations: stop it, diplomacy is evil!
being a neutral party is bad actually, you're only allowed to talk to Palestinians if you already fully support their genocide
He had to put legacy at the end there otherwise it would also apply to every institution he believes in lmao. "We were here first!!! 
"
China has had diplomatic relations with the Arab nations since about 650 CE, when Dr War's ancestors were squatting in mud huts trying to recover from the collapse of Rome, but it's the Chinese who have no legacy.
Yeah but China doesn't have a satellite state occupying their land does it 
Not being deeply involved, I imagine, is part of the appeal. They can play neutral arbiter without inflaming old grudges
What do you mean you want the accused criminal to be judged by someone who isn't their half brother and best friend? What about credibility and legitimacy and legacy?!
Hol up everyone, Herr Doktor Andy War has some takes to share 
Their values aren't "inconsistently applied", they do not have values.
He's so incredibly German, it's awful
I remain convinced that the rise of China will be the only hope of salvation for humanity
same
western media will shit their pants over this so hard
Thats good, i hope Hamas and Fatah can resolve their diferences and agree to a united palestinian goverment
"I'm sorry, but this factional dispute will stop."
"Yes sir."
I wonder if they can come together. In the middle. Geographically. From the river to the sea.
-The Beatles if they were cool
lovely news!
Hoping for the best but Fatah is so full of feds that i have serious doubts. China showed with Iran and the Saudis that they can do the impossible so still, hoping for the best.
They already started the reconciliation process a while ago didnt they like 2013
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