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I bought a vegan, coconut milk chocolate bar. It melted in the heat before I could finish it.

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[-] kristina@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

i bought 20 rounds of oomox

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

quark

A feeeemale engaging in trade. Unacceptable.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

Ok here's my last transaction:

500 big floppy dongs

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

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floppy dongs! Yes, this we will corner the market, and the profit will never end.

[-] Cigarette_comedian@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

I bought a 30 day period bus ticket.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

quark

Rule of acquisition #47: the greater the travel, the greater the profit.

Acceptable

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago
[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

If Ferengi don't brush but rather sharpen their teeth, I can only guess what else happens in the toilet.

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago
[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 6 months ago

Ferengi Commerce Authority

Fuck you unferengi statist pig, free market! Free trade!

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

Fucking Anarcho-ferengi. Take your beetle snuff and hang out with your fully clothes feemales.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 6 months ago

Said ~~tankie~~ shipie hanging with the fed commies all day

[-] chillbo_baggins@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

Replica one ring from LotR, with chain... $6.99

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

I never thought I'd fight side by side with a Ferengi

What about a husband

Aye, that will do

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

Hah I missed that episode that's awesome.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The House of Quark is a fantastic episode

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

Burrito at a local food truck

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

Stimulating the local non union business. Acceptable.

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

I'm not afraid of the FCA. rommunism

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[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

bg3 on playstation

i have it on the computer but im tired of waiting for crossplay and i wanted to play with my sister who lives a few hundred miles away

i love my sis :)

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago
[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

we already got a sorcerer and paladin whatchu playin as?

[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago
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[-] ryepunk@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

I bought snacks, and breakfast cereal and frozen veggies. It was from a ferengi approved commerical mega corp where I work though. I only failed to scan 15% of the items as a test of corporate oversight. Really their inability to catch my test proves they aren't worthy of being in their roles.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

Rule of acquisition #85: the best kind of purchase is a theft.

[-] macabrett@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Mr. Brunt doesn't want you to know this, but once he was roommates with me and he fucking killed my cat and then revived it with some green ooze and it turned into a monster and then he injected himself with that shit and he turned into this piece of shit Ferengi.

don't trust him

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

Sorry your opinion is not registered unless you put a slip of latinum in the box.

[-] macabrett@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 months ago

YOU STILL OWE ME RENT

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I'm gonnja disclose deez nuts!

Specifically, 200 tonnes of grade b deez nuts imported in seven different shipments from Bajjor over a six month period.

Apparently making a chocolate bar that remained solid at high temperatures but was also edible was one of the holy grails of 20th century food science. M&Ms supposedly were one of hte results.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

Acceptable only if you if you were able to get some extra nuts for your own personal stash out of the trade.

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[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

I donated some money to a pirate wow server i use

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

"Donated". Sounds like you've been affected by the sentiments of the hoomans you're spending time with.

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

Haha i do get in-game items in exchange for my noblesse oblige

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[-] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

I bought a loosie off of a guy at a gas station. I am encouraging entrepreneurship

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

07 You're the real hero.

[-] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

Two packs of smokes

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

Put money down on my credit card debt.

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[-] absolutefuckinidiot@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 6 months ago

40oz of Luksusowa vodka for the weekend

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

Luksusowa

Supporting entrepreneurship in formerly socialist countries. Excellent!

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I bought some black forest cake. It was tasty.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

These hoomans. They put insect poisons (caffeine) in their food. And and it's all sweet and soft, just like their personalities. And the worst part..... you start to like it.

[-] Blep@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago
[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

You should steal a car. Unacceptable.

[-] GOTFrog@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago
[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

Tamiya VX-02 Pro

Didn't know what that was, but I want one now.

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago
[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

I think I can announce myself, thank you.

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