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[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago
[-] silent_water@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

I swear to god Kelly must post here. this looks like it was specifically made to cater to our sicko-yes bits.

[-] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

The sicko-hair peeking up under the stall che-laugh

[-] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

ONE OF US ONE OF US

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

I hate self-flushing toilets

9/10, they flush before I'm standing up and then I catch poo water on my behind disgost

[-] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

The upside is you're much less likely to walk into a stall with poop in the toilet

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I feel like they should just have lids and they flush when you close the lid

[-] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

People wouldn't close them

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[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

They flush when I'm on them and shift in the slightest

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

And when you actually want them to flush, good luck figuring out the exact sequence of the rain dance you must perform

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

Kelly doesn't know the bathroom hack of flushing the toilet with your foot.

[-] Sasuke@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

another sicko to add to our collection

sicko-crowd

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Is this what it feels like to be pandered to? :sicko-yes:

[-] Melonius@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

This is a top tier sicko it has so many applications

[-] Melonius@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

low effort but he carries it imo

[-] Melonius@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

If anyone wants to give him a home

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

my brain went to the same place

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[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If anyone's making sicko emotes, use this high-quality version of the image direct from The Onion:

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/238dbc2a56fe11daccfa506212864bad.jpg

It's too bad it's not distributed as a PNG, which would probably be smaller and would totally get rid of the JPEG artifacts. Thankfully, since it's a grayscale JPEG and is super high res with a reasonable quality setting (82) the artifacts are minimal and not really a problem for our use case.

(oh, and in case anyone's wondering, changing .jpg to .png does technically get you a PNG, but it's just a PNG transcoded from the JPEG so there's no benefit)

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[-] smiley@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Tag yourself, I'm "Manual" Style

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 1 year ago

I'm the sicko.

Now unzip your pants. :sicko-yes:

[-] smiley@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Sorry, I'm "Manual" Style and the unzipping is not automatic.

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 year ago

Isn't it? Lemme do it for you then.

[-] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Same but I've reclaimed burdensome

[-] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I'm the zipper.

ZZZZZZIP!

[-] tripartitegraph@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

goddamn fucking banger

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago
[-] silent_water@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago
[-] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I read that as MGMT and not "management" so was like "awwwh wow they referenced mgmt no way" and now I feel silly agony-shrooms

[-] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I love this, but I feel he missed by not making the weary public restroom patron sad about having to decided whether to use eco-flush*** option of full flush and the panel be about this and water savings in general.

***Latest fad

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Please clap

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