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Fresh Kelly slop. Please upbear
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I swear to god Kelly must post here. this looks like it was specifically made to cater to our 
bits.
The 
peeking up under the stall 
ONE OF US ONE OF US
I hate self-flushing toilets
9/10, they flush before I'm standing up and then I catch poo water on my behind 
The upside is you're much less likely to walk into a stall with poop in the toilet
I feel like they should just have lids and they flush when you close the lid
They flush when I'm on them and shift in the slightest
It's how 
happened tbh
And when you actually want them to flush, good luck figuring out the exact sequence of the rain dance you must perform
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Kelly doesn't know the bathroom hack of flushing the toilet with your foot.
another sicko to add to our collection
Is this what it feels like to be pandered to? :sicko-yes:
This is a top tier sicko it has so many applications
low effort but he carries it imo
If anyone's making sicko emotes, use this high-quality version of the image direct from The Onion:
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/238dbc2a56fe11daccfa506212864bad.jpg
It's too bad it's not distributed as a PNG, which would probably be smaller and would totally get rid of the JPEG artifacts. Thankfully, since it's a grayscale JPEG and is super high res with a reasonable quality setting (82) the artifacts are minimal and not really a problem for our use case.
(oh, and in case anyone's wondering, changing .jpg to .png does technically get you a PNG, but it's just a PNG transcoded from the JPEG so there's no benefit)
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Tag yourself, I'm "Manual" Style
I'm the sicko.
Now unzip your pants. :sicko-yes:
Sorry, I'm "Manual" Style and the unzipping is not automatic.
Isn't it? Lemme do it for you then.
Same but I've reclaimed burdensome
I'm the zipper.
ZZZZZZIP!
goddamn fucking banger
I read that as MGMT and not "management" so was like "awwwh wow they referenced mgmt no way" and now I feel silly 
I love this, but I feel he missed by not making the weary public restroom patron sad about having to decided whether to use eco-flush*** option of full flush and the panel be about this and water savings in general.
***Latest fad
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this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2023
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