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[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 70 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You should never let your horn fluid go below a quarter tank. It can draw up the sediment at the bottom and damage the pump.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 14 points 2 months ago

My horn fluid spills out whenever my bottom gets pumped.

[-] ricdeh@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Horn fluid? What is this, the stone age?

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

What do you use mr future person? Horn gas? Horn plasma?

[-] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago

What steam punk yee ass people are you... It's the electric age you bafoons /s

[-] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 9 points 2 months ago

What/s the 's for?
Of course we use the horn battery.

[-] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

I added it mainly to insure myself against people who get offended after not understanding a joke

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I understood the joke, but i choose to get offended regardless!

[-] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 2 points 2 months ago

But it is the electric age!!

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 4 points 2 months ago

How much electricity do you even have?

[-] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago

3, at least

[-] xlash123@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Similar story with blinker fluid

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[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 58 points 2 months ago

reminds of of the time I asked AI if my cat was a snake

[-] cheddar@programming.dev 28 points 2 months ago

Why does it specify that it is the cat on the image who is not venomous. Are there venomous cats??

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Try injecting a cat into your blood stream and then get back to me.

[-] hexabs@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

He didn't ask if it was poisonous

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

And I didn't suggest eating the cat.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fair Witness behaviour. He didn't ask about other cats, he asked about this one.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

That's fantastic, lol

Is this chatgpt? I didn't know you could have it analyze images.

[-] SiriusMiSt@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

"Is it really below average?"

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[-] modus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I don't know what the other commenter used, but there are AI-Based image-captioning apps like this:

https://huggingface.co/spaces/fancyfeast/joy-caption-pre-alpha

[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 23 points 2 months ago

My parents car ran out of honk, but a honk transplant fixed it

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago
[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Don’t worry they only use a hunk of the deceased that previously consented to honk transplants.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is false. Cars for sale in India need to be made with 3x more honk because the standard package would run out too soon.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago

Blinker fluid is another one a lot of people forget to check

[-] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Also greasing the muffler bearings at every 100k

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Do you use synthetic or wild-caught?

[-] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Only the natural stuff for my mufflings !

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Free-range. I want to know they lived good, happy lives.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago
[-] drphungky@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I just replaced the honk in my car today, so I can assure you they very much do.

In related news, Subaru has yet to do a recall on a very important safety device going bad, despite the Internet being awash with 2016-2018 Outbacks having bad clocksprings. At least it's a relatively easy fix.

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

Come to think of it, one thing I truly despise about the current state of AI is its verbosity. You ask the stupidest question, and the response is always some multipage essay (or longer if you ask nicely) that looks all important but is composed of 90% filler and bullshit, until it ends with "In conclusion, ..." followed by the actual answer. Enough intelligence to string sentences together ad infinitum but not enough to provide actual answers that fit the question.

[-] Johanno@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

They trained it to be like that. Reason being that in theory you can see logical flaws in the answer and that people get not only an answer, but also why and how.

If you force it to shorten it's anwers it will do. But single word anwers seem impossible

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[-] pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

If your honk runs out, you're irresponsible honk owner

[-] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago

Don’t worry, Canada is prepared to provide an endless honk supply should anyone be running low. 🪿🪿

[-] burgersc12@mander.xyz 12 points 2 months ago

Forget to recharge the honk and you get the bonk

[-] iamjackflack@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

I mean if the car is off and the horn is continually used the battery will die…

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

A couple of weeks ago, someone on here asked about weird/gross idioms or something similar. Someone called pooping "honking out a dirt snake" and it has rarely left my head since reading that post.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

My current favorite is

Time to blow up the clown.

[-] nebulaone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

If we learn how to convert honk into energy, we will have unlimited electricity.

[-] deranger@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

That’s what microphones do.

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Backwards ass speaker motherfuckers.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Be good to your honkers, then they will honk for you tomorrow too.

[-] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The one who asked is Turkish and wants to prepare for a football match.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

TIL cars are nymphos

[-] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[-] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Run out of* honk

[-] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 months ago

I would hate to try to do it but I imagine the horn does wear out eventually. I myself have maybe used the 'start a fight with strangers' button on my car a dozen times in my life, so no personal experience. If I still talked to my sister I could ask her, she drives like it's GTA:Nebraska and expects everyone else on the road to do the same.

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