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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 45 points 2 months ago

I've actually heard this before in the UFO circles

They say that a bunch of passenger jets are just alien ships in disguise

Why the aliens would disguise the ship and not themselves is a question they don't ask

[-] booty@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago

Greys don't realize how alien they look, they think they're close enough

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago

The white people of outer space

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

geordi-no yakubia sapiens

geordi-yes yakubia erectus

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

Why the aliens would disguise the ship and not themselves is a question they don't ask

why play dumb like you never heard of "exhibitionism"

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Alien sex perverts!

Nude conspiracies!

[-] blobjim@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

every plane is piloted by aliens...

THE WRIGHT BROTHERS did NOT invent airplanes.

now you understand?

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Why the aliens would disguise the ship and not themselves is a question they don't ask.

The number might be smaller. It's hard to really know after it goes beyond about eight.

[-] AmericaDeserved711@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

that's fucking awesome. it makes way more sense that a technologically advanced alien species would mimic our aircraft technology rather than fly around in little flying saucers or whatever

so does this guy just look at every plane with his binoculars until he eventually finds one with an alien pilot?

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

You have to be out of this world to want to fly a Boeing.

[-] space_comrade@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Tbh how sure are we Airbus won't fuck up in much the same way as Boeing?

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago
[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago
[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

this counts as an encounter

i'm contacting mufon

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

My friend is always seeing UFOs over the field near his house. He's shown them to me and I keep pointing out that they are DJI drones, but he simply won't have it.

[-] a_little_red_rat@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

But who is controlling the drone? Have you thought about that?

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Lol. Yeah can you imagine how embarrassed I would be. I'd never live it down

[-] Philosophosphorous@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

if aliens can physically transport their living bodies between stars they can almost certainly make themselves imperceptible to us. bending light waves or jamming our monkey neurons from noticing them seems easy compared to FTL space travel, heck for all we know there is one or more species of insect or animal native to earth that exploits human psychology to be imperceptible echo-maker

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

ya but what if they wanted to flex

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago
[-] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

see, exactly like trump was saying. they've got DEI aliens flying the boeings and that's why they keep crashing. it has NOTHING to do with corporate greed.

[-] SweetLava@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

a friend of mine got a DEI the other day and was barely drunk, i think it's overexaggerated

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

They just crash them for fun

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 15 points 2 months ago

Aileen flying the aircraft like ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โœˆ๏ธ

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

aliens confirmed

Take me to your dealer

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Perfect Dark (Rareware, N64, 2001)

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Whenever I see bogos binted I just think of Rosemi's theme song

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