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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 20 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Similarly, if you're not in an extra long vehicle, you don't need to veer way out to the left to make a right hand turn. A KIA Sonota isn't an extra long vehicle.

[-] yamanii@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

But they are going to miss the racing line!

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 13 points 14 hours ago

Also on this note, if there's a turn lane get fully in it before turning. It may as well not even be there at all if you're gonna sit half out into the driving lane to slow down.

[-] AreaKode@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Blinker, turn lane, brakes. People tend to apply these in the wrong order.

[-] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I've seen that happen way more frequently recently and it's getting pretty annoying

That actually just happened to me today, and yesterday, and probably the day before that too

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 10 hours ago

And most importantly: always believe in yourself.

[-] rsuri@lemmy.world -1 points 10 hours ago

Probably just someone traumatized by a sidewall puncture.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 19 hours ago

My partner backed into a space yesterday and asked me, "are we good?" I said, "not great." She opened her door to check the line, laughed, re-parked. Some people understand.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 146 points 1 day ago

and another, related wild take. you can miss an exit or a turn and keep going straight. it may take longer to get where you're going, and it may be frustrating, but it's safer and better than cutting people off

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 47 points 19 hours ago

A bad driver never misses their exit.

[-] madcaesar@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

😂 I imagined this in Domenic Turettos voice

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

“It doesn’t matter how many lanes the highway has. I’ll cut through all of them to get to my family.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 78 points 23 hours ago

The only time I've ever said fuck in front of my mother was when she cut across 3 lanes of traffic to get to the exit, and ended up getting stuck in the zebra divider until there was a big gap in traffic.

When she slammed on the brake and jerked the wheel, upon realizing she wanted to make the exit I just yelled "What that FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

Surprisingly even though I was still in high school, she never mentioned it. Either she realized she fucked up and let it slide or she didn't hear me over the honking of cars, a semi, and the yelling of my dad and sister.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 19 hours ago

Ffs, I wish people thought this way. Oh shit, I need to cross five lanes of traffic right now!

[-] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 hours ago

This exit or death!

[-] Zoot@reddthat.com 4 points 23 hours ago

It should also be a lesson to pay better attention.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 45 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

The only people who need to hear this won’t listen.

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 9 points 19 hours ago

Wait people need to hear this? I thought this was common knowledge and that ass holes existed

[-] IkarusHagen2@feddit.org 43 points 1 day ago

No, if you failed the first time you failed your life

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[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

LOL I've done this many times. It's a matter of pride. I don't want people to be like, did a cat park this?

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 4 points 14 hours ago

Even my cats gets up and moves when he flops on my lap the wrong way. Don't blame all cats for this.

[-] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

maaan, one time i pulled in awkward to the corner of a parking lot at a trail head to wait for my friend. i was pulled forward and at an angle so i could see past the other cars and know if my friend had driven past the lot. the was no cell service so i had to go flag him down when i saw him since the rail head wasn't very well marked. I made sure i wasn't in anyone's way, but it was an ugly ass park job if it had actually been a park job.

as I was sat there with my windows cracked two dudes walked past and spent like 5 minutes shitting on Subaru drivers because of my park job. they didn't see me in the car i guess. like, they were just making incorrect assumptions, but it still kinda hurt...

[-] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 23 hours ago

Cats tend to be exactly inside the box, I would expect them to park inside the lines every single time.

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

You haven't met my mother's Siamese. The cross eyed bastard will scratch around in the box, line up, and spray all over the wall/floor outside of the box.

[-] kofe@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Lmfao I had to start using the covers for litter boxes since one of mine does this. I feel bad, like I know it's not great for them to feel confined but...I am not letting that continue

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[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago

depends on how 'unsuccessful' you were the first try.

[-] variants@possumpat.io 4 points 21 hours ago

I remember going to a post office and a car had gone in partially through the wall. They weren't able to try again.

[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

While I get the point, this does overlook the seeming law of physics that if you fuck it up once, you will fuck it up every subsequent time.

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 21 hours ago

No. I take my cat as an example. If it fits, it sits.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

🎵 Repark my Firebird! Considerate parking is my only desire bird! 🎵

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