I wish her a very happy “your health insurance doesn’t cover this”
hoping for a swift end to her suffering
Hoping for a slow and horrible end to her suffering
I just hope she ends.
I can get on board with horrible but the world will be a better place once she's no longer in it
You can cram a lot of suffering into a small amount of time so it doesn't take long. It's kinda like a Dirac delta function.
in a die evil ghoul sort of way. to be clear
A swift reunion with Brian Thompson, one of her beloved insurer buddies
Comrade stairs strikes again 🫡
Stairs are unfortunately non ideological and fuck up lots of older people who aren't evil too. We could genuinely do with less stairs, accessibility is of course one thing but injuries are another. Stairs aren't an uncommon cause for people not being able to use stairs again. I've taken some bad spills before on stairs that would have for sure killed or paralyzed me if I were older.
Class war is not without its collateral damage. The ruling class are mostly boomers, vulnerable to the traps laid by comrade stairs. Once the revolution is won, we shall honor the martyrs and celebrate their great sacrifice.
Edit: /j just in case its not obvious
When you survive the pungi pit only to.gwt owned by stairs.
Who the fuck plays tic tac toe? If 2 adults are playing and not getting a draw each time they are not skilled enough tactician to lead anything let alone a country. Anyway, hope the fall kills her.
I was just doing a bit from when she was talking during the Tiktok hearings. https://xcancel.com/HowardMortman/status/1767908520865738869
Well that was a sentence.
Sources say her first words upon resuscitation were "I fell tic tac toever."
They should paint a big x where she landed.
Down D. Stairs is real
Ouch, McConnell just did too. Downsides of these truly geriatric cats paws for donors is they can just fall over and be out of commission
cats paws
What did cats do to deserve this comparison? 
(Is "cats paws" some expression that I don't know?)
(Is "cats paws" some expression that I don't know?)
ya
Cat's-paw: A person used as a tool by another to accomplish a purpose
Rosa still doing praxis
Ms. Pelosi was traveling with colleagues in both the House and the Senate to commemorate the 80th anniversary of the Battle of the Bulge.
She's older than the fucking battle. She's 84.
wishing her a very merry thrombosis
Lmao eat shit witch
They should’ve hospitalized her before so she didn’t fall. What happened to preventative care?
Join your friends, Nancy 
Drop, Dive, Dislocate
A flight of marble steps hahahahahaha aww fuck
ahhh that's fuckin rich
Can't wait for her trip to Prague.
rip in pepperoni insider-stocks trading lady.
Good thing Congress has fully subsidized healthcare and no copay. I bet she even gets to pay nothing for her hospital stay and unlimited painkillers.
was imagining 
but with the UHC colors but I guess its never gonna happen lol
Hey Johnny, play that one about falling down the stairs!
december is the month of the capitalists blood flowing i love it
WAH??? HAHAHA
THIS IS THE KIND OF NEWS I NEEDED TO HEAR
GOD AT LEAST SOME GOOD THINGS CAN HAPPEN IN THIS WORLD!
AHAHAHAHA!!!
not my problem
Stairs: “where’s Nancy!?”
The Biden crime family strikes again...
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
