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I'll be the gardener. Does anyone own a truck?

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[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 37 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'll take one for the team and be the Tsar. I'm gonna miss you folks after I'm dead :'(

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

Dont worry. We can switch roles next time we play

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm going to be the one to sell it out yet again to Pizza Hut

I'm sorry comrades

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago

sorry sweaty, "owning things" is fascist

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

I'm a good cook and from my experience people generally don't mind being bossed around by me. Throw some military training my way, I'd be a kick ass sergeant. Head of state would be cool too. I tend to fall into a leadership position wherever I am and generally I do pretty well and people are generally down to take orders from me. I am getting so many texts right now from people at work complaining about the chef taking over the window again and how much harder things are when I'm not running the show. This has happened a few times, I explain my decisions and if I'm.wromg anyone can say so, I'm used to being wrong nbd and I've got a really loud clear voice.

[-] NPa@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Prigozhin-posting up-arrow

[-] Pavlichenko_Fan_Club@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not a reformist! angry-hex

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago
[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

If someone has a faucet, there's our water supply. We're already partway there.

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I dont own a truck but I got a microwave

Inb4 bourgeois decadence

[-] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

I have some pots and pans and a little bit of dirt

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

The Soviet Union must truly be a great realm, Comrade happybadger, where gardeners are held in high honor.

[-] invo_rt@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

Soviet Union is over. We're on the Soviet Twonion now

[-] murmelade@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago

I don't have anything but I'm willing to direct the workers.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

My Honda has some surprising good trunk space and I don't mind getting it dirty.

[-] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 weeks ago

I worked at a pizza hut, we will be invincible

[-] Aquilae@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If the USSR was so good why isn't there a USSR 2

kiryu-pain

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

screm-cool hold my beer

[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

I can't wait to cite this comment

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

I've got a lopper catgirl-salute

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

I can weld and can program a CNC.

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

The forum is divided? I thought we were going through a pretty chill phase right now

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

Right now sure, but next week we could be arguing about something else or we could be storming the Kremlin as friends. Not only would that be a bonding experience for our forum, but it'd really show the fediverse that we're not just having a goof.

[-] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago

I will expropriate a truck for the cause.

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