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[-] jaschen@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

I have one of those Coke machines on top in my man cave. The root beer stains like crazy. If you run coke through the root beer spout, it will taste like coke with root beer flavor regardless how much you clean or purge the system.

[-] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 days ago

All of that is unholy because the Coca Cola company is pure shit.

[-] PanArab@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago

It gets worse. They hired hitmen to kill trade union leaders in Colombia.

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[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 187 points 2 days ago
[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 77 points 2 days ago

There it is. That should have been the post title.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

You can edit titles on Lemmy

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago

It's too late now. OP must commit ritual suicide by mixing all the flavors

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[-] kipo@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I don't care what it comes out of as long as the machine is properly and regularly cleaned.

[-] WraithGear@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

I am afraid your out of luck either way.

[-] kipo@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

I have been straight up poisoned several times by improperly maintained soda fountains. I avoid them now.

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[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 64 points 2 days ago

Nothing open to the public should have a touch interface. Has Covid taught us nothing?

[-] mercano@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

There’s also a QR code you can scan to control it via your phone. I’m sure no one has exploited that.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 days ago

And at least your phone has (mostly) only your own fecal bacteria on the screen.

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[-] frezik@midwest.social 6 points 2 days ago

Covid doesn't transmit on surfaces very well.

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It's also annoying to use, slower and can't serve multiple people at the same time.

[-] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

No shit they don't want 5 people slamming out drinks at once. If even if one person says fuck the line and doesn't get a free refill they won.

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 65 points 2 days ago

I think the extra annoyance is counteracted by the gains in customizability IMO

Where else are you going to be able to get Peach Sprite or Vanilla Fanta?

[-] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

Or diet everything.

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[-] Psythik@lemm.ee 29 points 2 days ago

The only reason why I like them is because I can cherry all the things. Cherry Coke, Cherry Sprite, Cherry root beer... You get the idea.

(I also like that cherry lime drink that several restaurants advertise under different names as their "exclusive" beverage. On the top of my head I know that Jack in the Box and Firehouse Subs both have it, with their own branding slapped on the name.)

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[-] MTK@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago

That's rich coming from the "why not cum from where we pee?" Species

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago

If breathing and eating don't get separate holes, piss and cum certainly aren't getting that luxury

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[-] frezik@midwest.social 13 points 2 days ago

Lime coke from those machines is delicious. Fight me.

[-] epicstove@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

I like to make something new each time. Might try this next time.

[-] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Only a might try? Bro can't even let himself imagine me flavors.

[-] epicstove@lemmy.ca 1 points 12 hours ago

I say might BC these things are a bit rare where I live so I'll probably forgor.

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[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 44 points 2 days ago
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[-] mercano@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

I also remember when gas pumps had a separate hose and nozzle for each grade of gas.

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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

❤️cloacas❤️

[-] sga@lemmings.world 11 points 2 days ago

you can use pressurised air to clean the duct. Some verterbrates like to call it farts

[-] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago

This hurts as someone who fixes both.

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