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They're taking wallstreeters and make them walk out in the ice in the east river and then they fall through.
Imagine being paid so much to be so dumb
He's so shocked and horrified that someone has won an election on a socialdemocratic platform that he can't put his fears in to words anymore. He was so used to Chuck Schumer being "the left" that this moment comes across to him like the Weather Underground or the Rote Armee Fraction has taken power in NYC.
well spoken, sir.
We're coming for your toothbrush, white boy!
The modern Nostradamus. Heed his wisdom.
I live in downtown Manhattan and it's a war zone rn, Shakira Law ALL OVER
Those hips are NOT lying!
I'm just concerned about the wall to wall cellphone surveillance grid that Batman made for Commissioner Gordon to catch the Joker. That much information should not be in the hands of the cops, let alone vigilantes!
too late, they've been doing that for 10 years already!
I'm not in the US so I hope he does the plot of The Dark Knight and does extraordinary rendition to me
And if he does the plot of 007: Goldeneye? That's global financial collapse bub.
don't threaten me with a good time
He's going to cave in the floor of a stadium everywhere except where he's standing and not even move, he won't be scared he's standing in the wrong spot at all, and he's going to make all the football fans watch two king crabs clamp a professor's testicles
Fuck that's scary.
A government run grocery store is basically the same thing as banishing people to icy waters
hes gonna kill the single billionaire that’s prolonging and worsening crime in gotham so he can beat up poor people while posing as some sort of philanthropist in his public life and a literal hero in his private one?
📞 yes hello? is this the freakin epic department?
He should make the billionaires walk on ice
no more half measures walter
I'm terrified he won't.
Mamdani is going to construct an arsenal of clown themed crime gadgets to throw at zionists
That's fucking horrifying. I bet anything that on day one he's going to paint a tunnel on a building and write "Israel" above it just to trick innocent people into trying to run through it.
the fire rises
this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2025
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