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A legend's end (hexbear.net)
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[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 67 points 4 days ago

“There's something to be said about the prison industrial complex, by the way. They're selling f------ Twinkies for $5. I mean, they have to be making banging profits,” he said. “I mean, I'm thinking maybe when I get out of prison, I open a prison.”

When education is not liberating, the dream of the oppressed is to, you know, the thing

[-] oeverbloem@feddit.nl 15 points 4 days ago

The dream of the oppressed is what? We were never taught 😢 /s

[-] dil@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago

Don't worry, I read theory.

The dream of the oppressed is to eat twinkies

[-] Biddles@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

I think it's to sell Twinkies actually

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 57 points 4 days ago

This is the only person who should rule the US

[-] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 38 points 4 days ago

the only correct argument for elective monarchy

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 50 points 4 days ago

Oh so you'll pardon Maxwell but not the Queen, I see how it is.

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 43 points 4 days ago

Shine on you crazy diamond. 💎

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 42 points 4 days ago

It's better to burn out than it is to rust

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 42 points 4 days ago
[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 38 points 4 days ago

God he's so messy it's incredible

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 27 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Is it even possible to be mad at him? He's a queer that did crimes. I'm not about to be hypocritical.

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

Legend has it he only did it for the healthcare.

Between that and the franking privileges, maybe I ought to run.... thonk

[-] Azarova@hexbear.net 31 points 4 days ago

Santos 2036 lets goooooooooo!!!!

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 27 points 4 days ago

I'm gonna do a January 6th to free him

[-] mrfugu@hexbear.net 25 points 4 days ago
[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 20 points 4 days ago

Why does he always have a tie desperately trying to escape his crew-neck sweater? Why not wear a v-neck? If you wanna he a messy bitch, at least be reasonable about it

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago

Farewell sweet prince

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

what even is wire fraud? who did he defraud? idk anything about his whole arc. i just remember hearing he lied about something or something idk

i assume a bank lost money and thats the only reason he’s going to jail

[-] dougfir@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

he stole credit card info from his own donors to buy onlyfans subscriptions among other things lol. iirc one of the people he defrauded was the mother of another member of congress

Wire fraud is fraud done through the Internet or radio. He wasn't stealing from banks, he was just defrauding random people to pay for his campaign and personal expenses.

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

End of term Trump pardon, I'm calling it.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

George Santos Netflix Documentary when?

Also George Santos didn't eff himself.

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

imagining his transfer to prison going like the last scene of better call saul rn

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

this guy has infinite ego

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