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they got him
smh Hexbear falling for an obvious edit agai—
IT'S REAL LMAO
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116268334535345382
Thank you for fact checking this, patriot! O7
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO holy fuck donald trump go on hexbear
Omg no fucking way lol
yes yesss yesss channel that petty hatred queen, unlimited posting power! 
Bolton Next!
He can no longer hurt innocent people!
You mean, like, the victims of the GWOT, right?
Thank you for your service JDPON Don 
Pure gold.
I stan a messy kween. I am genuinely tired of the mandate for fake decorum and I think that a lot of people were appealed by this quality of his.
😠
Ragebaiter in chief
saving a version of this for later use, probably get some decent 
reactions
Does nothing
Refuses to elaborate
Dies
What did he mean by this?
Holy 
Get fucked in hell Cold Warrior. Lying 
ass warmongering bastard.
He was 70 years old when they appoint him. What the fuck?
Capitalism may be the main problem but gerontocracy sure is trying to catch up
Capitalism is a system which is uniquely predisposed to reward people who do nothing. Old people typically decline in the amount of things they do as time progresses. Rich people also tend to live longer
Capitalism seems to be a system which trends toward gerontocracy as a side effect
Not to mention it's a system that encourages more money as you get more money and kicking the ladder out behind you. Feels like that would guarantee a gerontacracy
The CPC urged my cadre grandfather to retire in his 50's. The Yanks be electing 80 year olds to office.
Vaxxed?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Are libs claiming Russia and trump did it?
R.I.P.
I like the addition of the collar and tie, real classy for a children's book.
Heres how the mueller report can still win
He knew to much...
He was a white hat patriot who had information that would lead to the arrest of o Hillary clinton
Hey, remember that time the Mueller Report "leaked" on Scribd and it was just 69 pages of
spoiler
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin' Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the backstreets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (And all that glitters is gold) Only shootin' stars break the mold
It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin The water's gettin' warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire, how 'bout yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (All that glitters is gold) Only shootin' stars break the mold
Go for the moon G-g-g-go for the moon Go for the moon Go-go-go for the moon
Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (And all that glitters is gold) Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked, "Could I spare some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place" I said, "Yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change"
Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin' Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the backstreets? You'll never know if you don't go (Go) You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (And all that glitters is gold) Only shootin' stars break the mold
(And all that glitters is gold) Only shootin' stars break the mold
If it were me, i simply wouldn’t be fbi director
Gonna go on Bluesky and make sure everyone is okay
Bye bye sweetie Trump wins yet again 💅
Hahahaha crabs fucking out
Turns out the “she” that “wrote” Mueller was death! Writing his name in her Death Book!
Oh no has anyone made sure Michael Avenatti is safe?
Lmao
From RT coverage:
Last year, the White House launched a probe into the Russiagate hoax, with multiple former top officials subpoenaed during the investigation. The probe has been led by US Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, who described the affair as a “treasonous conspiracy” and a “years-long coup” undertaken during Trump’s first term. Gabbard has released multiple documents amid the probe, which suggested a coordinated smear campaign apparently staged by top Democrats and Obama-era intelligence officials and potentially linked to billionaire George Soros.
Thank you for your service, @SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net.
rest in piss tbh
Shoulda released the pee tape, smdh my dick head
No fwickin way
It’s [not] mueller time.
passive voice, does this mean the U.S./Israel did it???
Good riddance.
For some reason I didn’t expect the word “dies” at the end of that sentence. Thought it was gonna be “indicted/charged/calls Trump unprecedented”
the nyt comments section is beyond parody
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/21/us/politics/robert-s-mueller-dead.html#commentsContainer
rest in piss
rest in power
In honor of the man, enjoy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vok1yPNKW4w&t=11s
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
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